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Cougar Captured in Area Man’s Backyard
The cougar was sighted early Tuesday morning, prompting a warning to young muscle bound males to stay indoors. Animal control officers were able to sedate the scantily clad animal in a backyard using a peach schnapps tranquilizer dart. The cougar will be returned it to its natural habitat in a seedy smoke-filled bar, a safe distance from the community...
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