Reasons I could have jumped this week:
1. Asked if cell phone came with Zack Morris.
2. Found job on the list of “Least Secure Careers for 2008.”
3. Informed favorite male figure skater traded in “Puffy Shirt” for halo.*
4. Told I resemble Rosie O’Donnell… but in a good way.
Reason I didn’t:
AMERICAN GLADIATORS IS BACK!!! Are you warrior ENOUGH?
*Good night sweet prince.
