A Tribute:
"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal… People know me.”
Teleprompters will shine a little less bright tonight as two (count them) TWO, area television anchors simultaneously retire after reading the news to us for 20+ years. While most of the community yawns, I would like to commemorate this day with a few fond memories. I‘ll always cherish the time I saw one of you buying underwear and Dinty Moore Stew at the Walmart. Farewell old friend. And also, the time one of you hit on me at the gym in your little spandex tights and short shirt… Goodnight sweet prince.
You two stay classy…
