TO: Costume Closet Inc.
FROM: K. Federline
SUBJECT: Suggested disclaimers to be considered for the Britney Spears "Have any of y'all seen my nappy weave?" Halloween Costume.
1. No user-serviceable parts inside
2. Not responsible for lost or abandoned children
3. For recreational use only
4. If condition persists discontinue use
5. Future reproduction strictly prohibited.
6. Panties not included
