Thursday, July 05, 2007

07.05.07


This years Fourth of July festivities included:

  • A red headed man doing a pole dance.
  • An air guitar/drum solo to Van Halen’s Panama
  • A raw hamburger.
  • A Jerry Springer style cat-fight including tube tops and fake nails.
  • A heated discussion about raves, Caligula and fun things to do after church.
  • A skinny, bald, white man swaying his hips while shouting, “Ya’ll don’t know me!!” to his neighbors.

Honestly, what more could I ask for? Toot Toot!