Tuesday, July 04, 2006

07.04.06

There were hotcakes & sausage.

There were fanny packs & Polygamists.

LOOKING BACK:
Last year to celebrate our nation’s birthday, I ate breakfast with the Prophet Warren Steed Jeffs*, renowned polygamist, connoisseur of link sausage and one of the FBI’s most wanted. I’m sure anything I do this July Fourth will be nothing but disappointing. Comparatively speaking, of course.
*I’m really not sure the strapping man in the blue cap is in fact the Mr. Jeffs, it may just be one of his disciples.