Proposed (and not necessarily rejected) taglines for aforepictured firm:
1. Suing is like Tara Reid. It’s Just (sniff) That easy.
2. One call, a dime bag and three hookers, that’s all.
3. If it were me, and I wasn’t busy drinking, I’d call me.
4. Give experience a try… um I forgot what comes next.
Hey, is my forehead sunburned?
How did this Cheeto dust get on my briefs?
