This post is dedicated to:
Whatever erased my hard drive. The officer who gave me a ticket for going 40 in a 35. A $56 oil change. The person who taped a “non-confrontational” note to my car. Whoever called me to jury duty.*
I'm going to eat 37 cupcakes this weekend
*For those of you who are wondering: You can’t have your jury duty money count against your speeding ticket fine… Believe me, I tried
