04.21.14

Deviled Eggs.

04.17.14

Mom! I told you not to feed the chickens jellybeans.

04.16.14

In my head it smells like Morning Mist.
In reality it smells like Moist Manure.

05.15.14

Fresh picked greens drenched in a lite RoundUp™ dressing.

04.14.14

It’s greener on the other side.

04.09.14

I looked out the window and what did I see?

04.08.13

A shot of Grey Geese please.

04.07.14

Monday.
Toasted.

04.04.14

Get outta here!
It’s the weekend!

04.03.14

What up, berry butt?

04.02.14

Still Not Funny
Um, I don’t think this is what they meant by "April showers".

04.01.14

Oh yeah! You think your funny?
Well, screw you “spring”.

03.28.14

Look alien birth pods!!!

03.27.16

Making ladies’ panties evaporate since 1932.

03.25.14

Introducing the new ”Squat n’ Shoot" from Apple.

03.24.14

Nature, why you make these smell like raccoon urine?

03.21.14

Hey babe, it’s quittin’ time…

03.20.14

No really, spring cleaning, you should try it.

03.18.14

Word’s to live by.

03.17.14

Leprechaun upper left hand corner. SWEAR IT!