12.25.10

DUDE! Look what I caught prowling around on my roof.
Guess what's for Christmas dinner!?!?!?

12.24.10

On the twelfth day of Christmas...
She might be drumming... I'm not sure. Kids, they so crazy.

Merry Christmas Y'all!

12.23.10

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas...
Some pipe... just being pipe. All laying around and stuff.

12.22.10

On the tenth day of Christmas...
LORDS (or kings)! THEY WERE A LEAPING!!!

12.21.10

On the ninth day of Christmas...
This is Lady. She's dancing... against her will.

12.20.10

On the eighth day of Christmas...
MAIDS!!!!! Hows about we forgo the milking and say, do a bit of laundry!

Baaaaaaaa Humbug!

12.19.10

On the seventh day of Christmas...
A PINK SWAN a swimming?

12.18.10

On the Sixth day of Christmas...
HEY LOOK!
One goose a flailing!

12.17.10

On the Fifth Day of Christmas...
Plus or minus FIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIINGS...
That were probably touched by carnies.

12.16.10

On the Fourth Day of Christmas...

Hello Birds,
It's Bob calling. Could you shut the hell up?
Yeah, I don't really care if it is Christmas. (Click!)

Hello Bob-
These are the birds calling. Yeah we'd like our 1997 flip phone back.

12.15.10

Le troisième jour de Noël...
Send in the French Hens.
BONJOUR, mon petit poulet!!!

12.14.10

On the second day of Christmas...

Mother, have you seen the turtle doves?

Why no father, perhaps they’re hiding in your moustache.

12.13.10

Let America's most awesome holiday countdown BEGIN!
On the first day of Christmas I got a pear... on a propane tank.

12.10.10

Confucius Say:
“He who will not economize will have to agonize.”

Ladyfox Say:
“He who buys pants from garage sale  and doesn’t wash them will be very crabby.”

12.09.10

Behold!
The beast who tokes the wise-man's frankincense is a happy beast indeed.

12.08.10

BLUE
This makes me think of Gap (or THE Gap?)... which makes me want to go out and buy a pair of pleated jeans... and a ribbed turtle neck... with matching socks.
That is all.

12.07.10

This photo brought to you by the 10 extra lbs in my back pack.

12.03.10

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Steel-lined, knit-beanie.

12.02.10

Flagpole Spitta'
I double-dog dare you!

12.01.10

Ah yes, the old “chip-in-the-glass” trick.
It makes any holiday gathering more... uh, volatile.