02.27.13

I just spent the last 48 hours trapped in a room where they used words like "on-boarding", "face-time", "granular" and "at the end of the day."

I'm supposed to be feeling empowered... instead I am googling granular.

02.20.13

The Mother Country

Behold, a Russian underwear factory.

02.19.13

NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!

02.15.13

A $10,000 coat!
Flawlessly crafted from the navel-skin of leprechauns.

02.13.13

Ice, on a stick...
It's like they're little squirrel popsicles or something.

02.12.13

I'm not sure what was going on here, but I think my hands are probably really cold.

02.11.13

balls.
contained.
fancily.

02.08.13

Hang in there little buddy.

02.07.13

If you ever find yourself thinking the world is ending... you'll probably turn into an insect or something.

02.05.13

Road Trip.
Red Vines.
Ape Knuckles.

02.04.13

King of the Mountain!!
This photo started out pretty damn majestic...
It would have made a great album cover... or inspirational poster...

When suddenly...


Mouth-Breather!

02.01.13

Tow Rope. Tow Rope. Tow Rope. Tow Rope. Tow Rope.

01.31.13

Snow-nami!

01.30.13

BOMBER!
El Guapo, it must be raining little ski-brahs from the sky today!

01.29.13

In case of coffee emergency, press the red button.

01.25.13

Behind bars.

01.24.13

A SOLAR LOOP!

Take that NASA!

01.23.13

Snow Lava... Lava-lanche if you prefer?

01.22.13

There appears to be a tear in the space time continuum... or a massive scratch on my lens.

01.17.13

.
In honor of the upcoming holiday weekend...
These little lights of mine

01.16.13

It's Baaaaaaaaaaack!

01.15.13

NO! SCREW YOU!
Area lizard gives area photographer the bird.

01.14.13

Todays temperature is like biting into a York Peppermint Patty... dipped in cocaine.

01.11.13

Valhalla, I am coming!

01.10.13

Winter is blooming!

01.09.13

Cited from The Big Lebowski (and edited because I'm classy like that)

"Look, nothing is f*#%ed, here, man."

01.07.13

Shiny Things! Shiny Things! Shiny Things!

01.04.13

A little snow.
A little plow.

01.03.13

Oh, Paula Deen! YOU SO CRAZY!
Remember that time you made me think I was capable of making something other than LeanCuisine?

01.02.13

Pie Crust!
So light.
So flakey.
So... golden.

12.28.13

Festivus Flower.

12.27.13

It's Tradition!
Give a man a boxing Santa... hilarity ensues.
Every. Single. Time.

12.26.12

Er meh gerd!
So much Christmas!

12.24.12

Merry Christmas Y'all.

12.22.12

Day 12: DRUMS! DRUMMING!

12.21.12

Day 11: PIPERS, PIPING!

12.20.12

Day 10: LORDS A LEAPING!

12.19.12

Day 9: LADIES DANCING!

12.18.12

Day8: MAIDS A MILKING!

12.17.12

Day 7: SWANS A SWIMMING!

12.16.12

Day 6: GEESE A LAYING! Well not really laying

12.15.12

Day 5: GOOOOOLD RINGS!

12.14.12

Day 4: CALLING BIRDS rhymes with BUFFALO HERDS!

12.13.12

Day 3: FRENCH HEN! (Bonjour!)

12.12.12

Day2: TURTLE DOVE...No joke!

12.11.12

Let's give this 12 Days of Christmas the old college try.

Day 1: PEAR TREE!

11.06.12

Having a few technical difficulties here at FOP HQ, but I got an eye on you.

11.04.12

Reporting the dirt... or gravel.

12.03.12

I'm not gonna lie... even this part of the library smells like hobo pee.