11.27.12

Magical?
Um, so it looks like a unicorn pooped on my desk.

11.23.12

This turkey is not impressed.

11.21.12

Shhhhhths! I'm hiding!!!!

Go home turkey. You're drunk.

11.20.12

Just a random Tuesday beating.

11.19.12

Just a little atmospheric strata.

11.16.12

Hard to believe there's a rotting deer carcass about 2 inches to the left.

11.14.12

Is it snowing?
No, just a light... frost.

11.13.12

Let there be light... and then you were buck naked.

No offense but it appears you stole those lamp shades from a defunct strip club.

11.12.12

You're getting sleepy, VERY SLEEPY!

When I snap my fingers, you will cluck like a chicken.

11.08.12

The Silverfox baked some squash.
And it was glorious.

11.07.12

Just delivering mail...to wizards... like we do.

Can I get a "Hoot! Hoot!"?

11.06.12

Adhering to her dear mother's wisdom, Lois always took time out of her busy schedule to moisturize, because no one likes a dry roast.

11.05.12

And there was that time, i got mooned at a stop light.

11.02.12

¡Feliz Día de los Muertos!

11.01.12

Mr. Teefs

10.31.12

Just so you know, It sucks to get arrested while wearing your Honey Boo Boo costume... trust me.

Happy Haunting Y'all.

10.30.12

Gene Wickens?
Cackle to Kill?
Rock & Mole All Night?

10.29.12

Um, Transylvanian Cranium Wax?

10.26.12

Soooooo, have you ever wondered what it's like to be woken up by Tom Hanks... in drag?

10.25.12

Then sun was out for about 5 seconds today, in case you missed it.
Luckily, I didn't. I was crouching in some bushes... or something.

10.24.12

Sometimes my Boss and I play chicken in the parking lot... its pretty terrifying.

10.22.12

Marshmallow Poop?
"And over here kids is where we store the Unicorn farts, looks like we're gonna need a bigger container!"

10.18.12

One Please!

10.17.12

A BUNDLE OF CRAP

"Yeah having 180 cable channels is pretty awesome... until you realize 175 of them show people making cupcakes."

10.16.12

So I went to the set of Swamp People.

10.15.12

A Bountiful Harvest of Coats!

This weekend.
I wore them all... at once.

10.11.12

You got a Joe Biden thing going on with your hair there guy... uh, and also, you got a little something on your nose.

10.11.12

Worst. Curtains. Ever.
I went with "whore-house chic & sheer".
In retrospect "meth-head tinfoil" might have been the better choice.

10.10.12

To the Moon!
Hey guys, I think we're gonna need a longer cord.

10.09.12

The mark of a man.
OR
Mano a Mano in el Baño.
OR
The Man you could smell like.
OR
Believe in your smellf.

You know, just some Old Spice(s).

10.08.12

Breaking Bad(ass)

You see what I did there?

10.05.12

Just some yellow lines.

10.04.12

I must have missed that lecture.

I still don't get how these work... along with television, phones and the interweb.

10.03.12

HogPocalypse: The Swine Uprising

Give a pig a some old cottage cheese and a rotten potato, he'll eat for a day.
Give a pig a 70 year old man he'll eat for another day.

In case you didn't catch it story here.

10.02.12

So you want to see the 7 Suns of Hell?

1. pick a peck of peppers,
2. forget to wash your hands
3. put in contacts
4. enjoy

10.01.12

Too lazy to go see the fall leaves this weekend?
WORRY NOT!


Sure, I was too lazy to get out of the car... or roll down the windows... meh, throw me a bone.

09.27.12

FOP: I have a headache.
CoWorker: You probably need to rehydrant.
FOP: Pardon?
CoWorker: Rehydrant, you know drink some water.
FOP:Yeah, probably.

09.26.12

Random

I imagine when Morgan Freeman dies, I'll probably read His obituary in His voice...
let's hope he pre-records his eulogy.

09.25.12

Hey Guy!
How you doin'?
Nice lens.

09.24.12

Fallen.

09.21.12

There's an old saying...
1 in the hand is worth 2 bushes... or something.
Whatever the case it seems like a raw deal.

happy weekend

09.20.12

Greetings from fabulous I-15!

09.19.12

A or B

a. Sharing a room with Snoop Dogg (Lion)
b. Looking out my window

09.18.12

We're just glad he doesn't talk to chairs... regularly... and on national TV... yet.
Happy Birthday Silverfox.
You stay classy.

09.17.12

A Most Bountiful Harvest!
Straight from the Silverfox's garden to your big-rig's trailer hitch

09.13.12

Underwhelming...
When god made this sunset he must have been coming down off a 3 day bender that probably included Charlie Sheen, a trailer and a bag of pork rinds.

09.12.12

AND SUDDENLY...
I was reminded that I need to shave my legs.

09.11.12

It's a CHOPPER BABY!

09.10.12

Just walking down a brick path when HOLY MARY MOTHER OF... WTF MAN!

Happy Monday.

09.06.12

15,988 days longer than Kim Kardashian.
Keep up the good work Foxes.