Not drunk, just...
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
08.15.11
Copious amounts of research has led scientists to believe the word "bulb" was invented by someone who was super high.
Bulb.
Bulllllllllb.
BUUUUULB.
Friday, August 12, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
08.11.11
Dude, you guys...
I totally just made an Olan Mills Backdrop...
Let my foray in to the world of family portraiture begin!
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 09, 2011
Monday, August 08, 2011
Friday, August 05, 2011
Thursday, August 04, 2011
08.04.11
Desert Variant?
In the parched deserts of the west, the prairiegophersquirrelmunk has survied its many predators due to it's penchant for FABULOUS camouflage.
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
08.03.11
A Morbid Goose Nursery Rhyme
Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home,
Your house is on fire,
Your children shall burn!
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
08.02.11
Dear Students-
Please be advised.
Due to lack of funding, we will will no longer offer climate controlled storage facilities.
It would be in your best interest to store your weed, and all other drug paraphernalia in an alternative location.
Thanks for your understanding.
The Education System
Monday, August 01, 2011
08.01.11
August Fishing Expedition Check List
Sunscreen: Check.
Bugspray: Check.
Fishing Pole: Check.
Ice Auger: Wtf?
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
07.27.11
BOB-Bora Day #2
RH: The dentist says I have great teeth.
Adam: Time to get a new dentist.
RH: Well, I mean they are structurally sound... Just not as spectacular as say Gary Busey.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
07.26.11
CONGRATULATIONS or MY CONDOLENCES
You've won a Four Day, All-Inclusive,Trip to BOB-Bora! THATS RIGHT BOB-Bora!
Yup, its that time of year, where FOP celebrates the birth of a psychological enigma!
You'll either be repulsed or enjoy four days of all obsessive-compulsive assholery Bob has to offer!
My suggestion don't open FOPs for the next for four days.
But if you're so inclined, here is:
BOB-Bora Day #1
Not really sure whats going on, but enjoy!
Friday, July 22, 2011
07.22.11
ALL MY PIONEER PEOPLE!!!
Party like there ain't no tomorrow... because odds are, there won't be... and if there is, you'll probably be stuck in a mountain pass somewhere between here and California... and there's a good chance you'll have to eat your uncle.
CHEERS!
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
07.20.11
Looks like old Leon went to passin' his drivin' test.
Guess them thar roads aren't ne'er gonna be safe again...
Supposin' the same goes for the lady folk.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
07.19.11
Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic looks like?
Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic smells like?
I'll give you a hint: It rhymes with Rhinoceros Fart.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
07.14.11
Wagon Train of Thought
This photo makes me think of Tombstone.
Which makes me think "I'll be your huckleberry".
Which makes me think of Val Kilmer...
and that he used to be skinny.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
07.12.11
Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning!
Red sky AND a rainbow in the morning… Sailor from the Village People take warning!
Monday, July 11, 2011
Friday, July 08, 2011
Thursday, July 07, 2011
07.07.11
To me, this photo says summertime...
but so does a shirtless, overweight long-haul trucker resting his rig in a church parking lot.
Wednesday, July 06, 2011
07.06.11
Hate Mail.
To: FOP
No fireworks pic? what the f*#k?
From: A. Hole
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To: A. Hole
Haters... Gonna hate!
From: FOP
Tuesday, July 05, 2011
07.05.11
Let Freedom Ring!
I hope y'all spent time with your fellow Americans yesterday... you know, walking barefoot through a WalMart or a gas station or any public restroom.
Yeah America!
Friday, July 01, 2011
Thursday, June 30, 2011
06.30.11
COMEBACK!
Goldie: Your photography skills aren't worth my time.
FOP: You smell like wet dog.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
06.20.11
Blinded by the Light!
Ever wondered what moths did before there were light bulbs.
Trick Question Guys! There weren't any moths before light bulbs.
Friday, June 17, 2011
06.17.11
If you've never been stranded with your child on an aluminum boat with a dead battery, in a rain storm with a 12 gauge, 2 oars, a half a box of wine and 14 Triscuits...
You obviously haven't been to the Silverfox's school of quality parenting.
Happy Fathers Day Weekend.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
06.15.11
These smell.
Like rain.
On a sandy beach...
Littered with beached whales...
and feral cats.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Thursday, June 09, 2011
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
06.08.11
RH: Does this Tweet make me look hot?
FOP: Um, yes... In that "Scandalous Congressman" sort of way.
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Monday, June 06, 2011
06.06.11
The Scoop.
Could somebody please clean out the litter box... er the kitty pool... uh, those better be pine cones.
Friday, June 03, 2011
06.03.11
In case you ever have wondered what a John Denver/Sam Elliott hybrid looks like.
Happy Weekend!
Thursday, June 02, 2011
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
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