09.26.11

I'll bet having a lisp feels like saying the word "thistle" over and over again.

08.25.11

This photo reminds me that everyday is a gift...
Especially the day when you wake up with a severe case of eyebrow acne.

07.18.11

The Ladyfox wanted me to show you her stems.

07.07.11

To me, this photo says summertime...
but so does a shirtless, overweight long-haul trucker resting his rig in a church parking lot.

06.27.11

Today I need a helper monkey... preferably in a little tuxedo, with a rose on the lapel.

06.15.11

These smell.
Like rain.
On a sandy beach...
Littered with beached whales...
and feral cats.

06.09.11

I bee a photobomb.

06.02.11

A Buttered Breakfast Bagel and Bunches of Baby's Breath

That is all

05.17.11

FOP on "Equine Herpes"
1. Did you know Equine essential means "Horses"?
2 I just found out horses can get The Herpes.
3. Million dollar idea: Equine Valtrex.
4. Those poor little jockeys.

and also its raining.

05.11.11

There's plenty more where this came from!

What's up little buddies?

04.27.11

Happy Administrative Professionals Day!
That being said, you’d better buy me lunch and wish me a Happy "Salaried 65+ Hours a Week Can you work Saturday... and Sunday Last Time I got a raise was 2007 Employee” Day.

09.08.10

Remember that one time, when you loaded a new operating system on your really expensive computer, and then your computer wouldn't upload pictures from your camera so you had to use a photo that was reminiscent of a Windows '95 default desktop image on your lame blog? Yeah that sucked.

08..24.10

The Yellow Page(s)

07.21.10

Rick Moranis
This makes me think of Honey I Shrunk the Kids… which makes me think of Rick Moranis… So I guess that ends this day on a high note.

07.01.10

Summer Mossy Oak Camo
Um, yeah dude, I can still see you.

06.22.10

POPPY IT!
I'm just sayin', I think my giant eyebrow pimple gives me a chic neanderthal look.

06.09.10

I present to you a cluster of purple navels.
That is all.

05.21.10

If you can't see the unicorn in this photo, you might be color blind.

05.18.10

Not really green. Not really a house.