08.26.11

You know how I know this weekend is going to be FABULOUS?
This guy told me so.

08.16.11

Not drunk, just...

08.12.11

We just love drinking the fermented juice of grapes...
You've probably never heard of it.

06.01.11

The Huffing-a-Ton Post
Much ado about... huffing.

04.29.11

Dionysus, duh.
LdyFX: Franzia on the rocks, please.
FOP: Um, not to be a wine snob,* but...
LdyFX: "Die-o-n ICE-us" is the GOD OF WINE!
FOP: Touché

* Because clearly, boxed wine in a Solo cup is the status quo for the drinking elite.

10.08.10

Whats up turkey butt?
I'm beat... chicken feet?

10.01.10

Perhaps "Stop Shooting" would have been a better choice of verbiage.

Happy Weekend!

08.27.10

Somebody queue the banjos!
Hope your weekend is half as klassy is mine is gonna be.

07.08.10

I like my wine like I like my cats: Bound, gagged and in a box.
Happy Weekend y’all.

06.25.10

Happy Weekend Y'all!

04.28.10

Don't want to be rude here, but...
WORST BAR EVER!

I don't even want to know what's in that spray bottle.

03.19.10

Dude, your stamen is dusty.
Happy Weekend.

03.12.10

A DIY WEEKEND!
In an attempt to be more environmentally conscientious, Bart and Darlene used eco-friendly materials to cover the windows of their new Meth-House instead of the industry standard aluminum foil.

03.05.10

Can you keep up, turn the beat up!
She rocks the party that rocks the body!
Happy Birthday Ladyfox.

02.19.10

Eat my dust!
It's the weekend or Bust!

02.05.10

So, I guess this means we're ready to watch large men in tight pants pile on top of each other.

Have a super weekend.

01.29.10

Ever Wonder...
1. "Why these corners are angled?"
2. What it's like to be the designated driver?
Happy Weekend!

01.22.10

NEW FOP FEATURE:
Basic Life Skills & Socially Acceptable Behaviors RH Learned From His Gay Friend.

#1. Don’t poop at your friend’s house... or their friend’s house. Just poop at your own house.

Happy Weekend Y’all.

10.15.10

That's the end of the road for me!
Happy Weekend Folks.

11.20.09

Eat, drink and be merry…
For next Friday you’ll probably be 10lbs fatter, standing outside a Wal-Mart, waiting to buy cheap electronics for your in-laws.


Happy weekend.