POP QUIZ!

The following is:
A. Where hot dogs come from.
B. Where curly fries come from.
C. Where a hot dog and curly fries are digested.

03.23.11

Contrary to other popular belief!

Today I read that it is actually the “ The Economy” that has lead to increased obesity...
Shove that in that in your pie hole weight watchers.

ALSO...
HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY SHANE ZIMMERMAN!!!
And no you can't borrow my Velcro gloves.

09.12.10

It's the most important photo of the day!

11.30.09

He had a big mouth and a round "little" belly, That shook when he laughed, like there was an entire turkey and some pumpkin pies rolling around in there...

07.15.09

Does this make my hand look big?

04.09.09

Leroy: Them scientists found that “brown fat”, you know, the kind around yer neck, burns more calories than the “white fat” like on yer boobs.

Boss: Hmph. I saw some boobs once on the Tee Vee.

Leroy: Yeah Boss, the interweb says they makin’ a “brown fat pill” to help trim yer waistline.

Boss: That so? Done guess I’d better be orderin’ another pair o these stainless steel slip-hook suspenders.

03.30.09

I’m going to take a cholesterol test this afternoon.I have been preparing for a long time and am sure to receive the highest score possible.

02.17.09

Dear FOP,
I would like to request that you bring “Tuesday Boob Day” back.
Cordially,
Adam
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Dear Adam-
Eat your heart out!
FOP

12.08.08

A Message from the President

Hello Friends-

As you may know the email at FOPHQ has been down.

GOOD NEWS
As an early Christmas gift, those shit birds in IT have rigged up some sophisticated gadgetry (read: a coat hanger, some aluminum foil and a gerbil) to get our email up and going.

BAD NEWS
I have lost my entire Address Book. So, for those of you (and you know who you are) who want to be back on the “VIP Velvet Rope FOP List” SEND ME YOUR INFO and $50, and all your wildest dreams will come true. For those of you who’ve never been beyond the velvet rope… keep your chin up.

Regards,
FOP
I’m not only the FOP President, I’m also a member!

06.18.08

HEE-HAW WEEK: DAY #3

Meanwhile back at the YFZ Ranch…
Brandine!!!! Get over here. D.J. Warren J. told us to “churn the butter” while he was "shaking his salt shaker"... BTW that bonnet makes your booty more robust.

11.21.07

Doooooooode.
You guys, look what I found in the yams! I think they are getting back at us for the old “small pox in the blanket” joke! Huh? What? Why am I riding a Turkey? Oh, well, they said second only to the Mayflower, the turkey is the superior form of transportation in the New World.

07.24.07

FOR SALE ’47 Cross Over Utility Wagon
Great for off-road and cross-country travel. Seats 27 comfortably. 48” Tires & Rims, Sun/moon roof and A/C standard. 5.9% APR for 36 months for qualified buyers.