07.12.11

Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning!

Red sky AND a rainbow in the morning… Sailor from the Village People take warning!

11.03.10

Sometimes, when I  find myself in a duck-blind, I think a fun thing to do is pretend like I am the Baby Moses... until I get peppered by a 12 gauge birdshot and I remember that shotguns hadn’t been invented in 1525 B.C.

07.21.10

Rick Moranis
This makes me think of Honey I Shrunk the Kids… which makes me think of Rick Moranis… So I guess that ends this day on a high note.

04.12.10

Q. What's it like to be trapped in an old attic surrounded by wicker and rocking horses?
A. Horrifying.

09.10.09

Lookin’ Good.
Milling Wind.

08.26.09

Hi guys!
I'm trying to get my poop in a pile today. In the mean time look at this. It is prettier, and smells better than my poop!

08.20.09

Summer Bees Makes Me Feel Fine.

08.19.09

Second only to the kid forgetting the second half of the National Anthem, this was my favorite part about my trip to the ballpark.

07.10.09

ALL ABOARD!
The train to Fun Town has arrived!
TOOOOOOOOOOOT! TOOOOOOOOOT!

05.27.09

Humor me...
BORING, I KNOW! Move along, move along.

05.20.09

Above that retaining wall are the train tracks.
If you look close, you may be able to spot incredibly rich hobo… or at least one with some flashy gold Grillz.

04.06.09

A view from the GoodYear!

03.13.09

Dear March-
I find your fickle weather patterns thoroughly disgusting.
Good Day-
FOP

03.03.09

A question for the ages:

In a variety box of instant oatmeal, does any one ever eat the Plain packets?

That is all.

01.19.09

A hazardous air advisory is in effect.
Toxic atmospheric particulates have reached unprecedented levels. To avoid any harmful side-effects, the young, elderly and people with mustaches and/or skin tags are asked to seek refuge in the nearest bar, tavern or strip-club.

01.05.09

Lo our burden is great and our berries are small…
Yeah, I don’t even know what that means.
Welcome back slackers, now get to work.

11.07.08

Wow guys this is spectacular! Whadaya say we head back, grab a few beers and you know, maybe dance nekkid ‘round a camp fire?

11.05.08

By the Numbers:

Cost: $23,000,000 ea
BladeLength: 147 ft
Speed: 170 mph
Power Produced: 23 million watts… 27 million on chili night.

10.18.08

Lamer.

10.17.08

Lame.