08.03.11

A Morbid Goose Nursery Rhyme

Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home,
Your house is on fire,
Your children shall burn!

07.07.11

To me, this photo says summertime...
but so does a shirtless, overweight long-haul trucker resting his rig in a church parking lot.

06.20.11

Blinded by the Light!

Ever wondered what moths did before there were light bulbs.
Trick Question Guys! There weren't any moths before light bulbs.

09.29.10

Pop Quiz!
A. Did you say insexticide?
B. Ahhh. yesss. grashopper.
C. No, You’re schmoopy.
D. Wednesday, humpday.

07.23.09

And we shall call him "Unicornfly".

In my opinion, if your gonna start naming things after mythological creatures you should go all out. Pick something completely awesome… like a MANTICORE!

07.10.07

Q. If you had to equate Four O’Clock Photo with a historical event what would it be?

A. Remember when the Spice Girls announced they were getting back together for a world tour? It’s kind of like that.