07.05.11

Let Freedom Ring!

I hope y'all spent time with your fellow Americans yesterday...  you  know, walking barefoot through a WalMart or a gas station or any public restroom.

Yeah America!

12.25.10

DUDE! Look what I caught prowling around on my roof.
Guess what's for Christmas dinner!?!?!?

12.20.10

On the eighth day of Christmas...
MAIDS!!!!! Hows about we forgo the milking and say, do a bit of laundry!

Baaaaaaaa Humbug!

12.19.10

On the seventh day of Christmas...
A PINK SWAN a swimming?

12.18.10

On the Sixth day of Christmas...
HEY LOOK!
One goose a flailing!

12.17.10

On the Fifth Day of Christmas...
Plus or minus FIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIINGS...
That were probably touched by carnies.

12.16.10

On the Fourth Day of Christmas...

Hello Birds,
It's Bob calling. Could you shut the hell up?
Yeah, I don't really care if it is Christmas. (Click!)

Hello Bob-
These are the birds calling. Yeah we'd like our 1997 flip phone back.

12.15.10

Le troisième jour de Noël...
Send in the French Hens.
BONJOUR, mon petit poulet!!!

12.14.10

On the second day of Christmas...

Mother, have you seen the turtle doves?

Why no father, perhaps they’re hiding in your moustache.

12.13.10

Let America's most awesome holiday countdown BEGIN!
On the first day of Christmas I got a pear... on a propane tank.

12.09.10

Behold!
The beast who tokes the wise-man's frankincense is a happy beast indeed.

12.28.09

Santa Gonna Knock You Out!
The customary FOP Post Christmas Boxing Day* photo!

* You can thank our neighbors to the north for this awesome holiday, eh.

12.25.09

The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 12: May all your Christmases be BRIGHT. Really, really bright.

12.24.09

The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 11: DUDE, PIPERS PIPING! NOT SWISHERS SWEETING! I can't believe you forgot the pipes! I can't believe we're even friends with you.

12.23.09

The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 10: Lord a leaping.

12.22.09

The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 9: "Ladies"? Dancing, errr, I mean carrying bags of ice. Sort of a Whiskey Tango, as it were.

12.21.09

The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 8: MAIDS! MAIDS! WHERE ARE THE FREAKING MAIDS?
I’m just saying, this udder ain’t gonna milk itself.

12.20.09

The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 7: "Swans" a Swiming.

12.19.09

The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 6: Geese. None of which are laying... Definitely not the 3rd from the left.

12.18.09

The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 5: GOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD RIIIIIIIIIIINGS!