09.19.11

Silverfox.
Lookin' good.
Taking pictures.
Standin' on rocks... that are almost as old as he is.

Happy Birthday Dad!

09.06.11

Silverfox + Ladyfox

FOP: Hey mom, whats the secret to you and dad's 40+ year marriage.
LDYFX: We make fun of each others boobs.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen.

08.31.11

Riddle Me This....

How much woodchuck would a Silverfox chuck
if a Silverfox could chuck woodchuck?

07.18.11

The Ladyfox wanted me to show you her stems.

06.17.11

If you've never been stranded with your child on an aluminum boat with a dead battery, in a rain storm with a 12 gauge, 2 oars, a half a box of wine and 14 Triscuits...

You obviously haven't been to the Silverfox's school of quality parenting.

Happy Fathers Day Weekend.

05.06.11

It's an Honor
And the Award for “Loudest Fart in the ‘Expired Food  Aisle’ at the Dollar General” goes to...

04.29.11

Dionysus, duh.
LdyFX: Franzia on the rocks, please.
FOP: Um, not to be a wine snob,* but...
LdyFX: "Die-o-n ICE-us" is the GOD OF WINE!
FOP: Touché

* Because clearly, boxed wine in a Solo cup is the status quo for the drinking elite.

04.18.11

POP QUIZ!
A. Realized he actually owed the IRS money.
OR
B. Was told by his wife he couldn't buy a new tablecloth.

03.07.11

EFT!!!!
Happy birthday to the best mom and buffalo proctologist in the world!

01.07.11

Hey mom what’s up?

I'm watching Entertainment Tonight.

How are our precious celebrities?

Don’t you think its funny Ricky Martin, Elton John AND Neil Patrick Harris all had babies before you?

Well played Ladyfox, well played.

12.27.10

Families are forever...

And also, they are kind of like farting on a treadmill. No matter how fast you run, you really can never get away from them.

12.10.10

Confucius Say:
“He who will not economize will have to agonize.”

Ladyfox Say:
“He who buys pants from garage sale  and doesn’t wash them will be very crabby.”

11.03.10

Sometimes, when I  find myself in a duck-blind, I think a fun thing to do is pretend like I am the Baby Moses... until I get peppered by a 12 gauge birdshot and I remember that shotguns hadn’t been invented in 1525 B.C.

11.01.10

Why you should check your kid’s candy bag this year.
This year, at the family Halloween Party, somewhere between the power going out and the Ladyfox trying to put her ankles behind her head* the TV remote went missing...
So you know, if you find that in your kids' candy bag let me know.


* Yes, I have a picture of that. No I won't post it, I believe there are laws forbidding it.

09.21.10

Nature’s Gradient
Deep in the Serengeti the glossy coated wildebeest seeks its next meal...
Naw, I’m kidding this is just West Valley."

* No Dad, it's not Photoshopped.

09.17.10

60+ years, and those unruly nose hairs are still coiffed like an Pekingese show dog.
I admire your vigilance.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILVERFOX!

06.18.10

This year, for Father’s Day, would y'all stay off my dad’s lawn.

06.14.10

A Broken Home.
Raise your hand if your mom (or anybody in your family for that matter) used the words "fornicate" and "kitchen table" in the same sentence this weekend.

03.04.10

Um, hey dad. You're just gonna mow the lawn... isn't this a bit overkill?

05.07.10

A Mother's Love: Priceless... most of the time.
Happy Mother's Day Ladyfox!