09.26.11

I'll bet having a lisp feels like saying the word "thistle" over and over again.

06.15.11

These smell.
Like rain.
On a sandy beach...
Littered with beached whales...
and feral cats.

09.08.10

Remember that one time, when you loaded a new operating system on your really expensive computer, and then your computer wouldn't upload pictures from your camera so you had to use a photo that was reminiscent of a Windows '95 default desktop image on your lame blog? Yeah that sucked.

07.22.10

Hide-and-Go-Pee?
Last weekend I found out, this guy plays a wicked game of Hide-and-Go-Scream.
Which in turn, reminded me of when I was younger…
I would get so nervous hiding, that I would wet my pants.
Which further reminded me why I’m never invited to surprise parties.

07.13.10

Deep Thoughts by the Ladyfox
"If you eat too many peas, you’re gonna poop a vine… trust me."

05.03.10

Looked out the window and what did I see?
A crap load of reasons to take a Claritin D!

04.27.09

Sure, they hide Fido’s Pee Patches or Urine Burns or whatever you want to call them, but I just don’t think it's going to win you the "Lawn of the Year Award."

03.12.09

season of rebirth
buds peek through thawing soil
pee smells like hobos

02.18.09

Do It Yourself:
How to make a 2000 sq. ft. home smell like a funeral parlor.

07.17.08

Sometimes I wonder how so many beautiful things in nature can smell like cat pee.

05.02.08

Springtime is here,
So i offer this tip.
Prepare for rhinitis,
And post-nasal drip.

03.06.08

FOP: Hey, it’s the Ladyfox’s birthday! Are you doing anything?
SLFX: Yup! We’re going to renew our COSTCO membership… and maybe get some of them samples.
FOP: …
SLFX: Um, So, you think I should call ahead and see if there’s going any of them Hot Dog Bagels, she really likes those.
FOP: …

02.22.08

Sometimes a bit of color in the old tenement makes the price-gouging, domestic disputes, smell of raw sewage and shared bathrooms bearable.

08.07.07

These beautiful flowers are soooooooooo beautiful.*
* AND, they smell like pee. Toot toot!