08.30.11

Speaking of...
Not a single fish was slayed that day.

08.29.11

And I Repeat
I don't care if it's imported from Alaska, Japan or the Fifth moon of JUPITER!!
Or if it has been tenderized by the tiny stomping feet of forest nymphs.
It is totally obnoxious to use the office microwave to cook this.

07.19.11

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic looks like?

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic smells like?
I'll give you a hint: It rhymes with Rhinoceros Fart.

06.30.11

COMEBACK!

Goldie: Your photography skills aren't worth my time.

FOP: You smell like wet dog.

04.08.11

You can totally hear Sarah McLachlan in the background can't you?

02.23.10

Snow.
Shoes.

02.16.10

Hey, nice earrings, but you got a little something on your... over, over, lower, lower lower...
Meh, it looks good on you, go with it.

11.10.09

This is your brain,
This is your brain after an 8 hour meeting... minus that funky smell.

11.05.09

It was right after this picture that my hands burst into flames.

09.16.09

FOP FAIR WEEK!
No, I will not go on that. Why?
1. The guy operating it has a hook for a hand…
2. and he smells like my grandma’s bathroom.
3. I paid $16 for a corn dog, I’m keeping it as long as I can.

09.04.09

41 Years later and they still laugh at each other’s farts.

Congrats you crazy kids.

08.27.09

Wish you were here...

Getting attacked by brine flies, and smelling lake stench!

06.16.09

A typical conversation with the Ladyfox:

LDYFX: Whaddaya think is worse, a fart or ugly wallpaper?

FOP: Well, only one can be fixed by opening a window.

LDYFX: Speak for yourself kiddo.

06.01.09

Stanley AND the Silverfox agree:
Scarecrows are for wussies!

11.27.08

THANK YOU FOP FRIENDS!!!!
Gobbly Gobbly!

11.20.08

Sir, before you smoketh, you must unwrapeth.

07.03.07

HI!
Um, let this shiny thing distract you, while I think of something to say.