07.20.11

Looks like old Leon went to passin' his drivin' test.
Guess them thar roads aren't ne'er gonna be safe again...
Supposin' the same goes for the lady folk.

06.19.09

Which one (1) of the following quotes is from the Silverfox:
a. Go ahead, make my day.
b. Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do ya?
c. GET OFF MY LAWN!
d. I am going to hog-tie the next person who uses the Space Bar instead of a Tab!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

05.18.09

An oldie but goodie:

Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Let a turdie in my eye.
I won’t pout, I won’t cry,
I’m just glad that giraffes, elephants, sperm whales and polar bears don’t fly.

06.23.08

A little "Post Hee-Haw Week" palate cleansing.

Also known as: "What it looks like before y'all wake up."

03.27.08

AHEM! I am the gatekeeper here!
Pursuant to Bovine code 12-196231a-12c, to gain admittance to Beta Quadrant Sector 14 in Sector Block 55, you must display your teats to me.

Well, I'm waiting...
What do you mean you haven’t any teats?
No, you can’t talk to my supervisor!

12.11.07

Hey guys, guess what time it is?
It's freaking
LAMP TIME!

Yeah sorry.

10.21.07

I love being on salary... and I like cutting myself.

08.31.07

[sigh]
I thought you were my soul mate. We'd spend hours upon hours together everyday, for FOUR YEARS. Then you started talking about how you needed more time to compute, and figure some things out. YESTERDAY YOU WOULDN'T EVEN TALK TO ME!!!!! And then today you act as if nothing happened!
What the hell, it's like... like I don't even know you anymore.