08.01.11

August Fishing Expedition Check List

Sunscreen: Check.
Bugspray: Check.
Fishing Pole: Check.
Ice Auger: Wtf?

05.02.11

WELCOME MAY!
You so Crazy!

04.04.11

P.S. You suck!

Hey kids its your old pal Mother Nature!
Just thought I'd drop in and say SCREW YOU.
Have a good one!

03.28.11

Sadly, today, all i can think about is a Swanson's Chicken Pot Pie.

That is all.

03.18.11

Workin' overtime at the corduroy factory.

Happy Weekend.

03.08.11

Welcome March!
Well played, well played indeed.

03.03.11

There appears to be a fiery train wreck in The Valley...
Oh, wait, my bad... It's just Charlie Sheen burning the purest rocks this side of Bogata.

03.02.11

So what the hell now, we've already been forever damned
Anywhere you go I'll follow you down.

02.10.11

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
I don’t have a chin dimple... Well, at least one with hair in it.

So there’s that.

01.26.11

A little bird (ahemmm, outdoor recreational sales person) once told me that I shouldn’t worry about wearing waterproof ski clothes, because the snow “here” is very, very, very, dry...
Except when it melts,
and seeps through to your underpants
and the wind blows
and you freeze your bits off.

01.18.10

Between Friends.

EB: Hey Bob.

RH: Yeah Bundy.

EB: The next time you ask me to go skiing I’ll probably just give you 60 bucks, an watch you wipe your ass with it.

RH: I love it when plan comes together.

01.17.11

Good News: The hanging glacier above the door to my office collapsed today.
Bad News: I had to go home to dry my hair, get a change of clothes and a bottle of aspirin.

01.10.11

Famous last words:
"Naw, man I don't need no stinkin' goggles."

01.04.11

Lookin' good. Waitin’ for inversion.

01.03.10

Why hello 2011.

What better way to welcome in the new year than with a Frostache.

12.29.10

What up Jack Frost?

Oh you know, just nipping at these weeds.

12.07.10

This photo brought to you by the 10 extra lbs in my back pack.

12.03.10

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Steel-lined, knit-beanie.

12.02.10

Flagpole Spitta'
I double-dog dare you!

05.28.10

Memorial Weekend 5:28
Lo and it came to pass that on this weekend of Memorial, there was only one snow-free camping spot in all the land. And the sun shone down upon it with the fury of a thousand camp fires. And millions ventured forth towards it. And it was good.