08.11.11

Dude, you guys...
I totally just made an Olan Mills Backdrop...
Let my foray in to the world of family portraiture begin!

06.06.11

The Scoop.
Could somebody please clean out the litter box... er the kitty pool... uh, those better be pine cones.

11.16.09

Duck. Duck. Coot?
Also known as a fulica americana or “Mud Hen”, the coot is fresh water bird found throughout the U.S. and is often confused with the more common, bathroom-variety “Mud Falcon.”

10.01.09

You decide.
A new variety of Kashi cereal?
OR
Caveman toilet paper?

09.21.09

It’s probably just me, but does anyone else find it hilarious and also TOTALLY AWESOME that plums are in the shapes of little butts?

09.03.09

Where rubber meets the road...and some leaves, sticks and probably some chicken poop.

08.11.09

Gather 'round sky-rats!
Not only will we poop in that frog’s water, we will poop on these walls!!!

12.10.08

Where did all this poop come from?!?!

I did all the poops.

EW!!! Why?

Poop is funny. In fact I just pooped while you were taking my picture.

09.10.08

We all live downstream… from an elephant… with severe diarrhea.

06.24.08

Chuck Norris launched a new line of toilet paper… too bad he never poops.

04.21.08

Compound life got you down?*
Has wearing jeans beneath your modest yet practical polyester blend pioneer dress become a bit mundane? Does that good-for-nothing, patriarch of a husband keep marrying off your babies? Tired of self-righteous sister-wives getting’ all up in you grill? If you’re ready to let your hair down and get your drink on with some Gentiles give us a call.


*Its probably just as well I wasn't the Creative Director on this one.

03.17.08

WARNING:
According to the Ladyfox, you will poop a leprechaun 3 hours after ingesting.

02.01.08

Hey you! HEY! Yeah you!
Quit pooping on my window!

09.11.07

Pursuant to Environmental Code: 41-1a-1211 Section 58-20a-302, a strip mall anchored by a big box retailer must erected on said premises within next 90 days or you can expect to endure sizable financial penalties.