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Like a boss.
Showing posts with label I am Thankful for FOP friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I am Thankful for FOP friends. Show all posts
Friday, September 23, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
08.17.11
Big* Shoes to Fill
Someday, when your older, you can get drunk and try to lift boulders (giant logs, cars, couches and sundry of other inanimate objects) just like your father (and uncle)...but for now this will do.
*actually both father and uncle have little hobbit-like feet.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
07.27.11
BOB-Bora Day #2
RH: The dentist says I have great teeth.
Adam: Time to get a new dentist.
RH: Well, I mean they are structurally sound... Just not as spectacular as say Gary Busey.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
07.26.11
CONGRATULATIONS or MY CONDOLENCES
You've won a Four Day, All-Inclusive,Trip to BOB-Bora! THATS RIGHT BOB-Bora!
Yup, its that time of year, where FOP celebrates the birth of a psychological enigma!
You'll either be repulsed or enjoy four days of all obsessive-compulsive assholery Bob has to offer!
My suggestion don't open FOPs for the next for four days.
But if you're so inclined, here is:
BOB-Bora Day #1
Not really sure whats going on, but enjoy!
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
07.20.11
Looks like old Leon went to passin' his drivin' test.
Guess them thar roads aren't ne'er gonna be safe again...
Supposin' the same goes for the lady folk.
Friday, July 08, 2011
Wednesday, July 06, 2011
07.06.11
Hate Mail.
To: FOP
No fireworks pic? what the f*#k?
From: A. Hole
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To: A. Hole
Haters... Gonna hate!
From: FOP
Friday, July 01, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
06.08.11
RH: Does this Tweet make me look hot?
FOP: Um, yes... In that "Scandalous Congressman" sort of way.
Monday, May 16, 2011
05.16.11
Well I sprayed the driveway
With the cold water
With the cold water
With the cold water
Sprayed the driveway
With the cold water
With the cold water
With the cold cold water
Thursday, May 12, 2011
05.12.11
I don't eat ham often,
But when I do, I like to wear my very expensive coat... that looks like a trash bag.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
05.10.11
Bundy: Hey, could you lend a guy a hand on his birthday?
RH: You once gave me beans and a half-empty a bottle of wine on my birthday.
Bundy: Yeah, so?
RH: I don’t need to lend you anything fine sir!
Monday, May 02, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
04.18.11
A. Realized he actually owed the IRS money.
OR
B. Was told by his wife he couldn't buy a new tablecloth.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
02.15.11
I Love You Man
How was your Valentine's Day?
My mom and I exchanged cards referencing farts.
Um...
I know. I live a fairytale.
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