11.01.11

A Magical Time of Year

'Tis the season where "Halloween City" turns back into old, abandoned Borders stores.

10.31.11

FUN SIZE?
"Pretty Damn Disappointing Size" is more like it.

07.22.11

ALL MY PIONEER PEOPLE!!!
Party like there ain't no tomorrow... because odds are, there won't be... and if there is, you'll probably be stuck in a mountain pass somewhere between here and California... and there's a good chance you'll have to eat your uncle.
CHEERS!

07.05.11

Let Freedom Ring!

I hope y'all spent time with your fellow Americans yesterday...  you  know, walking barefoot through a WalMart or a gas station or any public restroom.

Yeah America!

06.17.11

If you've never been stranded with your child on an aluminum boat with a dead battery, in a rain storm with a 12 gauge, 2 oars, a half a box of wine and 14 Triscuits...

You obviously haven't been to the Silverfox's school of quality parenting.

Happy Fathers Day Weekend.

05.27.11

OXYMORONIC
Happy Memorial Weekend.

04.22.11

Clever? No?
Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get them...


(Walmart, in case you really wanted to know.)

03.17.11

It smells like drunk.
Happy Eat Like a Hobo Day!

02.15.11

I Love You Man

How was your Valentine's Day?

My mom and I exchanged cards referencing farts.

Um...

I know.  I live a fairytale.

02.02.11

Punxsutawney Stewart couldn't be any happier about his cousin Phil's prediction.

12.31.10

I love New Years Eve.
It’s a time of reflection.
It’s a time of anticipation.
It’s a time of weeping uncontrollably, while eating old Christmas chocolates and watching a Dog the Bounty Hunter marathon on A&E.

Thanks 2010, maybe we can do lunch sometime.

Be safe y'all.

12.25.10

DUDE! Look what I caught prowling around on my roof.
Guess what's for Christmas dinner!?!?!?

12.22.10

On the tenth day of Christmas...
LORDS (or kings)! THEY WERE A LEAPING!!!

12.21.10

On the ninth day of Christmas...
This is Lady. She's dancing... against her will.

12.20.10

On the eighth day of Christmas...
MAIDS!!!!! Hows about we forgo the milking and say, do a bit of laundry!

Baaaaaaaa Humbug!

12.19.10

On the seventh day of Christmas...
A PINK SWAN a swimming?

12.18.10

On the Sixth day of Christmas...
HEY LOOK!
One goose a flailing!

12.17.10

On the Fifth Day of Christmas...
Plus or minus FIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIINGS...
That were probably touched by carnies.

12.16.10

On the Fourth Day of Christmas...

Hello Birds,
It's Bob calling. Could you shut the hell up?
Yeah, I don't really care if it is Christmas. (Click!)

Hello Bob-
These are the birds calling. Yeah we'd like our 1997 flip phone back.

12.15.10

Le troisième jour de Noël...
Send in the French Hens.
BONJOUR, mon petit poulet!!!