10.13.11

Once in a while, everybody needs a little spooning.

10.07.11

DUDE! Can you see it? It's the weekend... Its hiding in that bush.

09.15.11

Whatcha doin' little guy?

Everyday i'm shovelin' shovelin'.

Ba-dum Ching!

09.12.11

Welcome to our pool, notice there is no dragon spit in .... AW MAN, someone get the skimmer!

09.01.11

HUGE MULTI-AGENCY YARD SALE
8am - Noon • Please no early birds!

Items include but are not limited to:
 • Composite cases
 • Thermal control systems
 • Satellite propulsion tanks
 • Deployable solar arrays and mechanisms

08.26.11

You know how I know this weekend is going to be FABULOUS?
This guy told me so.

08.24.11

It's not me talking.

Flock of Seagulls? Not a big fan? You don't say.

09.23.11

Would you like this pot?
NO?
How about these feathered balls?

08.19.11

When it comes to billiards...
No body likes a cheatah!


Ba-Dum-Ching!

08.16.11

Not drunk, just...

08.15.11

Copious amounts of research has led scientists to believe the word "bulb" was invented by someone who was super high.

Bulb.
Bulllllllllb.
BUUUUULB.

08.10.11

VIOLATOR

Breakin' the law... like a boss.

08.08.11

Pressed, folded, no starch.

08.04.11

Desert Variant?

In the parched deserts of the west, the prairiegophersquirrelmunk has survied its many predators due to it's penchant for FABULOUS camouflage.

08.02.11

Dear Students-

Please be advised.
Due to lack of funding, we will will no longer offer climate controlled storage facilities.
It would be in your best interest to store your weed, and all other drug paraphernalia in an alternative location.

Thanks for your understanding.

The Education System

07.22.11

ALL MY PIONEER PEOPLE!!!
Party like there ain't no tomorrow... because odds are, there won't be... and if there is, you'll probably be stuck in a mountain pass somewhere between here and California... and there's a good chance you'll have to eat your uncle.
CHEERS!

07.19.11

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic looks like?

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic smells like?
I'll give you a hint: It rhymes with Rhinoceros Fart.

07.14.11

Wagon Train of Thought

This photo makes me think of Tombstone.
Which makes me think "I'll be your huckleberry".
Which makes me think of Val Kilmer...
and that he used to be skinny.

06.22.11

Basket of Quackers.

Heh. Heh.

06.20.11

Blinded by the Light!

Ever wondered what moths did before there were light bulbs.
Trick Question Guys! There weren't any moths before light bulbs.