10.05.11

And over here is the Master Outhouse.
Complete with "his" and "her" vanities and poop shoots.

09.22.11

Every thing's a bit slower 'round here...

Done looks like Larry the Cable Guy must be doin' a double feature at the Westerner or there's a Two-fer-One special at Bocephus Taxidermy.

09.15.11

Whatcha doin' little guy?

Everyday i'm shovelin' shovelin'.

Ba-dum Ching!

09.08.11

METH-amorphasis
The physiological process by which previously vibrant and beautiful being becomes tattered, worn and sinks into an utter state of hollow-cheek-oozing-scab hopelessness. Once evicted from the familial cocoon, it moves into a urine-soaked trailer with its gun trading boyfriend and its babies are taken away.

08.31.11

Riddle Me This....

How much woodchuck would a Silverfox chuck
if a Silverfox could chuck woodchuck?

08.24.11

It's not me talking.

Flock of Seagulls? Not a big fan? You don't say.

08.09.11

My Pod
Here look at this while I go to a meeting!

08.05.11

I like to call this one "Home Alone"... or "Smurf Omelet".

Happy Weekend Y'all!

07.22.11

ALL MY PIONEER PEOPLE!!!
Party like there ain't no tomorrow... because odds are, there won't be... and if there is, you'll probably be stuck in a mountain pass somewhere between here and California... and there's a good chance you'll have to eat your uncle.
CHEERS!

07.21.11

Kermit's younger and less successful brother, Randy... Randy Moss.

07.20.11

Looks like old Leon went to passin' his drivin' test.
Guess them thar roads aren't ne'er gonna be safe again...
Supposin' the same goes for the lady folk.

07.19.11

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic looks like?

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic smells like?
I'll give you a hint: It rhymes with Rhinoceros Fart.

07.18.11

The Ladyfox wanted me to show you her stems.

07.14.11

Wagon Train of Thought

This photo makes me think of Tombstone.
Which makes me think "I'll be your huckleberry".
Which makes me think of Val Kilmer...
and that he used to be skinny.

07.07.11

To me, this photo says summertime...
but so does a shirtless, overweight long-haul trucker resting his rig in a church parking lot.

07.01.11

Ya'll have a nice Canada Day Weekend.

06.29.11

Now you seem 'em.

Now you don't.

06.17.11

If you've never been stranded with your child on an aluminum boat with a dead battery, in a rain storm with a 12 gauge, 2 oars, a half a box of wine and 14 Triscuits...

You obviously haven't been to the Silverfox's school of quality parenting.

Happy Fathers Day Weekend.

06.15.11

These smell.
Like rain.
On a sandy beach...
Littered with beached whales...
and feral cats.

06.14.11

Whack.
You got weeeeeeeeeeed?