Friday, August 29, 2008
08.29.08
BARNYARD WEEK! Day #5
SALLY STRUTHERS & FOP BEG YOU TO SAVE THIS LLAMA
Share Your Love. Become a Llama Sponsor
Hello there,
Right now, all over the world, llamas are hurting. They are suffering from the embarrassment of that whole Neverland Ranch gig and the emotional stress of being Jacko’s Cozy Sleepover Friends. In addition to being "Jacko-horse-monkey-kitten-bunny hybrids", these genetic catastrophes are being robbed of their most basic need… dignity. In many celebrity petting zoos, 4 out of 5 llamas will die from humiliation within the next two years.
All that is needed is someone who will look into the eyes of a needy llama and say, 'Yes, I will help.'
Someone like you.
It doesn't have to be this way. Right now, living, breathing llamas need your love… and money. Please, find it within your heart and wallet to become a Save the Llama sponsor, and for as little as 39 cents a day (or about the cost of a Van Halen Reunion Tour concert ticket), you can help stop the suffering and give a deserving llama a better life today, and a chance for the future. Imagine the excitement when we tell a llama that someone wants to make a difference in its life!
Your tax-deductible contribution can be sent directly to me, FOP.
The life of a llama is all too short. Extend a hand, and extend the hope.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
08.27.08
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
08.22.08
Thursday, August 21, 2008
08.21.08
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
08.20.08
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
08.19.08
Monday, August 18, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
08.15.08
FOP: Hey dad, what’s up?
SLVFX: Thinking of a description for this new batch of wine.
FOP: How’s this, “Ripe, rich and round, with lots of spicy, earth-scented black cherry and berry flavors, hinting deliciously at chocolate on the smooth finish”?
SLVFX: A bit pretentious don’t you think?
FOP: Hmm, Well there’s always “Rich, boozey flavors commingled with fruity undertones sure to delight your palate.
SLVFX: Not really my style.
FOP: What about “Hey y’all! I done remembered to wash the birdshit off them grapes this time!”
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
08.12.08
Monday, August 11, 2008
Friday, August 08, 2008
08.08.08
Thursday, August 07, 2008
08.07.08
You know the old saying:
“If the boot fits... your buddies probably call you Skeeter, and you have cars on your front lawn.”
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
08.06.08
Ah! Little grasshopper you have much to learn…
…for 4 payments of $35.99, some bat-crazy loon name Kevin Trudeau will provide you a revolutionary book filled with Everything "They" Don't Want You To Know About. Where in you will learn of government’s plot to eradicate the human race and replace them with beings spawn from the loins of Tom Cruise.
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Monday, August 04, 2008
Friday, August 01, 2008
08.01.08
A demonstration, please.
How to establish yourself as a “NASCAR Super Fan”.
Click to enlarge the play by play.
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