08.17.09

Little Miss Muffet
Sat her big ol’ booty on a tuffet,
Cuz she’s all LAZY like that.

So I ate her… Yeah dat’s right!
CHOMP CHOMP!
Woman won’t be hoggin’ all da curds and whey NO MO!

05.20.09

Above that retaining wall are the train tracks.
If you look close, you may be able to spot incredibly rich hobo… or at least one with some flashy gold Grillz.

05.07.09

5 things that scare me and have nothing to do with this photo:

1. Sea creatures (Not so much shrimp or lobsters, rather clams and mussels.)
2. Leprosy
3. Robots that look like humans
4. Empty booze bottles
5. Realizing my house is on fire while I’m in the shower

02.04.09

AREA MAN!
Area man cites “Wikipedia: The Interweb’s Information Dumpster” in an essay involving “phenomenological tradition”. When asked for comment, he replied, “Hell yeah I did it! Got an A+ on it too. This whole Grad School thing is going to be a no-brainer!”

08.12.08

SCIENTIFIC FACT:
37% of the liquid in that last gulp of your drink is backwash.
Just thought you should know.

03.21.08

Killing slugs, preventing goiters and making fries spectacular since 1924.

03.20.08

Honestly, I think we should be asking candidates the hard-hitting questions like,
“WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED TO COLD FUSION?”

02.21.08

A Moment of Science:
I know a dude who grows this stuff in his bathtub… and also, he has heated toilet water (100°C).