02.25.09

Jack LaLanne (and his juicer) is on crack.
Tomatoes, carrots, celery, beets, parsley, lettuce, watercress and spinach… in a cup? REALLY?!?!

08.06.08

Ah! Little grasshopper you have much to learn…

…for 4 payments of $35.99, some bat-crazy loon name Kevin Trudeau will provide you a revolutionary book filled with Everything "They" Don't Want You To Know About. Where in you will learn of government’s plot to eradicate the human race and replace them with beings spawn from the loins of Tom Cruise.

07.16.07

At harvest time, between 6 and 8 mice/birds/rats/gophers are pulverized into every bushel of grain. You now know the secret of Grape Nuts Cereal.
Good Day.