FOP: Hey dad, what’s up?
SLVFX: Thinking of a description for this new batch of wine.
FOP: How’s this, “Ripe, rich and round, with lots of spicy, earth-scented black cherry and berry flavors, hinting deliciously at chocolate on the smooth finish”?
SLVFX: A bit pretentious don’t you think?
FOP: Hmm, Well there’s always “Rich, boozey flavors commingled with fruity undertones sure to delight your palate.
SLVFX: Not really my style.
FOP: What about “Hey y’all! I done remembered to wash the birdshit off them grapes this time!”
