06.25.09

Week of the Weird: Day #4
Put on your blue suede shoes and break out the good China!
THE KING is coming to dinner!

03.30.09

I’m going to take a cholesterol test this afternoon.I have been preparing for a long time and am sure to receive the highest score possible.

12.04.08

Oh, why hello!
Welcome to the the interweb's Four O’Clock Photo. Could I interest you in some coconut shrimp? Perhaps some of our finest meats and cheeses?

11.12.08

Bear Grylls says it tastes kind of like an apple… he also says elephant pee tastes sort of like a margarita.

08.14.08

RIDDLE ME THIS:
It runs your car AND gives you the runs!
What is it?

08.13.08

Appetizers!
It’s what’s for dinner!
When your date is ugly!

07.09.08

Good day fine sir, would you like to partake of my delicious clams? Pardon? No I’ve never heard of “dragon” clams… These are quahogs. Why do you ask?

11.26.07

I Can't Believe It's not APPLE... BALONEY!
As far as I’m concerned, “The Fleecing of America”… it all started with the guy who invented "apple" flavoring.
Case in point... the Green "Apple" Jolley Rancher. I know this taste is not "apple", yet when I taste anything with a similar flavor i refer to it as APPLE! (i.e. carmel apple suckers, green laffytaffy, sour apple rings etc.)