05.17.10

My logic and deductive skills tell me: THE BLUE RHINO DID IT!
Sorry. I've got a case of the Monday's.

03.15.10

Honah Lee, 1974? REMEMBER!!! You frolicked in the autumn mist?
DUDE THAT WAS OFF THE HOOK... But man, what was up with you and that little Jackie Paper dude?

03.08.10

It's choose your own lame caption day!!!!

1. Shake Ya Tailfeather Son
2. Baby Got Aflac
3. Moby Duck
4. Does this color make my butt look big?

08.31.09

It was cold.

How Cold was it?!?!

07.13.09

First clouted as “the personification of a person’s soul,” then devolving into the “most admired design” for international fashion phenomenon known as the “Tramp Stamp”, nature’s little flapper will spend it’s post-metamorphosis stage resting its tattered wings and fighting off the occasional hot flash.

03.16.09

ALEX: Answer in the form of a question please.

FOP: What are "Things Old People Like"?

02.09.09

I imagine this is what I would look like had the Ladyfox not escaped the polygamist compound… and gave up the beer bong… at least for 9 months.

09.22.08

OMG YOU GUYS!
HOW FREAKING AWESOME IS RELATIVE HUMIDITY!!!

(sigh)

08.18.08

WARNING: This is boring...
And erroneously construed as funny when used as a middle name.


Sorry.

05.19.08

Sometimes, when I see the sun glistening off a beautiful waterfall as it tumbles into a crystal clear pool, I am reminded of society’s affinity for recklessly pursuing intangible dreams… and also of feminine hygiene commercials.

04.07.08

For reals!
I think the neon gable totally complements the asphalt shingles… kind of like how a stripper is a nice accessory to a 5” clear Lucite platform heeled shoe. All sorts of klassy.

01.14.08

ATTENTION!!! Suffers of Seasonal Affective Disorder!
Just a friendly reminder to refill the Bupropion and warm up the fluorescent lamps. You won't be seeing this anytime soon.
Toot Toot!

01.07.08

Well, I for one am glad that the McRib is back. I mean, not to make light of Bessie and the other gals in the Processing Dept., but one more day on this “Alfalfa Sprout Diet” and I may have to butcher myself.

10.17.07

Sooooo cute, where did you get it?

Would you believe behind the dumpster at a Home Depot in exchange for a 12-gauge shotgun and a wooden swing set?

No.

Fine, technically it wasn’t behind the dumpster.

07.30.07

Warren Jeffs'/Kevin Federline's Family Tree...
and in other news, "Beyonce Knowles Falls On Her Face During Concert."