04.28.09

Air Traffic Control this is Speedbag 207. How do you suppose I land this thing?

Speedbag 207, might I suggest between the lines and rubber side down.

08.18.08

WARNING: This is boring...
And erroneously construed as funny when used as a middle name.


Sorry.

04.22.08

Hey Hippies! Happy Earth Day!
Way to be environmentally responsible. No really, that whole “Go Green” thing, BRILLIANT! We totally respect what you’re doing out there. It’s so SUPER! Honestly, with out y’all, we’d have nothing to urban sprawl on. Keep up the good work.

11.02.07

Hey man, thats some nice junk, in your trunk... You remember that one time I had junk in my trunk? I mean, i never had any thing as cool as a... uh is that a toilet? Anyway, right now i only have a 36 pack of Diet Pepsi back there, but you know all in due time.

Have nice weekend Y'all! Toot, toot!

07.02.07

Hey, have you ever seen a hyperventilating prairie dog?
Would you like to?