08.17.11

Big* Shoes to Fill
Someday, when your older, you can get drunk and try to lift boulders (giant logs, cars, couches and sundry of other inanimate objects) just like your father (and uncle)...but for now this will do.

*actually both father and uncle have little hobbit-like feet.

12.19.10

On the seventh day of Christmas...
A PINK SWAN a swimming?

08.13.10

Snug as a bug in a "Where's Waldo?" rug!

07.22.10

Hide-and-Go-Pee?
Last weekend I found out, this guy plays a wicked game of Hide-and-Go-Scream.
Which in turn, reminded me of when I was younger…
I would get so nervous hiding, that I would wet my pants.
Which further reminded me why I’m never invited to surprise parties.

05.10.10

JUST LIKE YOUR DAD!
Maybe when you celebrate your 36th Birthday you can get a FREE Grand Slam at Denny's and an anchor tattoo.

03.25.10

AHHEM!
Do you see the gentleman behind me? Yes? For a caffeinated drink and a brownie I will gladly snap his suspenders and give him a Wet Willy. Do we have a deal here, or are you wasting my time?

05.26.09

Dr. SUESS
One fish, two fish
Red fish, blue fish!

Dr. FOP*
Red cake, green chair
Blue eyes, blonde hair!

* Technically, I'm not really a "Dr.", I just play one on the Interweb.

05.14.09

Are Peanut M&Ms falling from the sky today?

Yes, El Guapo.

04.29.09

Less than 24 hours old and already more hair than his pops.
Welcome Porter Jon Bunderson.

04.21.09

Beg your pardon, I done took a peek at some of them FOPs, but I reckon it uses too many of them cuss words.

03.23.09

I know! I know!
I find it upsetting that they let Nicholas Cage make another movie too!

02.16.09

Here He Is! To Rock you Like a Hurricane!
The Chairman of 2027 Hair Band Reunion Tour Planning Committee has been born. Weighing in at 7lbs 7oz, smelling of AquaNet and Mule Deer Musk, festooned with 10 fingers, 10 toes and a skin-tight leather diaper…

Master J.R. Garn

Congratulations Claire & Jared

02.10.09

Gymboree™ WINTER FASHION CLOSEOUT
SAVE BIG on the “When I grow up I want to be a ICE ROAD TRUCKER” clothing line.

12.31.08

I have officially been out-partied.
Be safe y'all.

08.17.08

08.12.08

SCIENTIFIC FACT:
37% of the liquid in that last gulp of your drink is backwash.
Just thought you should know.

08.04.08

Come on y'all lets take a ride...
Uh, slide slide slippity-slide.

07.18.08

Worry not little one, OtterPops are merely steppingstone to margaritas.

Happy Weekend!

10.02.07

I mean honestly, if you knew that for the next 15 minutes, you could eat whatever you found on the floor, how would you react?