STOP! LET'S RALLY!
My bike will be there at noon, I'll be there ten minutes later.
Showing posts with label Rednecks and NASCAR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rednecks and NASCAR. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
12.22.09
The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 9: "Ladies"? Dancing, errr, I mean carrying bags of ice. Sort of a Whiskey Tango, as it were.
Monday, September 14, 2009
09.14.09
One dollar, dolla dolla! Two! Now two, now two, will you give me 2? Two dolla! now Three, now three, will you give me three?
SOLD!
One half melted hay covered popsicle to the purdy little hussy with the black eyeliner in the fourth row!
WELCOME TO FOP FAIR WEEK!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
07.29.09
BobKwanzaa: Day #3
RH: Do you think I could wear this to work?
FOP: You wear cargo pants… and clogs, dude.
RH: So are you saying it’s in poor taste?
FOP: No more so than the time you wore that white Speedo the company pool-party.
RH: I guess just like to push the fashion envelope.
FOP:… is that real sheepskin?
Friday, July 03, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
05.13.09
A one, two. A one, two, three, four…
Young man, when you’re dressed like a clown
I said, young man, and you crave something brown.
I said, young man, just look lower down
There’s something warm and fudgey!
Sigh.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
09.16.08
I think my favorite part of a car chase is when they hit the fruit cart… cuz man, what a mess!
Monday, September 15, 2008
09.15.08
I kissed a carny and I liked it
It tasted like cabbage and bean dip.
I kissed a carny just to try it
No teeth, just grease, didn't mind it.
It smelled so wrong
It felt so right.
I’m sleepin’ in the tilt-a-whirl tonight
I kissed a carny and I liked it.
I liked it.
Thursday, August 07, 2008
08.07.08
You know the old saying:
“If the boot fits... your buddies probably call you Skeeter, and you have cars on your front lawn.”
Friday, August 01, 2008
08.01.08
A demonstration, please.
How to establish yourself as a “NASCAR Super Fan”.
Click to enlarge the play by play.
Friday, June 20, 2008
06.20.08
HEE-HAW WEEK: DAY #5
Mountain man’s Booty Call causes mass hysteria amongst beaver population.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
06.17.08
HEE-HAW WEEK: DAY #2
No Roy, I haven’t seen your belt buckle.
Yes Roy, I'm sure it's "that" big.
Monday, June 16, 2008
08.16.08
WELCOME TO HEE-HAW WEEK: DAY #1
It’s a ‘Ho Down
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out grizzle
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzle.
Promenade round, go side by side
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside.
I got a sweetie on my arm and i'm pouring SeanDon
I roll the best weed cause i got it going on.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Thursday, May 08, 2008
05.08.08
Look Cooter!!! TWO jugs a punch!!!
I’ll bet they done got some of that Grey Poop-On here too!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
04.23.08
Sooooo anyway, I was sitting there waiting for Prince Charming to ride up on his white stallion when… What? Of course I believe in "that sort of thing."
Yes, this was at a gas station, thanks for asking.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
04.15.08
$1999 OBO
• Chip resistant windshields
• Fresh! Sheep skin seat covers. You sheer.
• E-Z Detachable Engine Block™ Great for pesky girlfriends*
* chain not included.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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