10.31.11

FUN SIZE?
"Pretty Damn Disappointing Size" is more like it.

05.04.11

Totally Tubular!
I can't even imagine what Genetically Modified Bean Dip looks like.
But I'm totally excited about it.

04.28.11

I may have posted this before...
if so, just consider yourself re-tarted.

Ba-DUM Ching!

09.12.10

It's the most important photo of the day!

08.04.10

Throw Another Squirrel on the Barbie!
Nom nom nom nom!

06.30.10

Being a pseudo fruit.* Looking pretentious.
* The fleshy part of a strawberry is not the fruit of the plant! It’s actually the seeds on the outer part of the berry.

06.10.10

Blessed Be The Long Haul…
As the sun sets on another grueling day, let us circle the wagons and toss our empty (then full again) Mtn. Dew bottles and partake of these slow-cooked tacquitos and/or beef logs and this flimsy tray of nacho’s, for tomorrow we ride again!

01.20.10

Just a spoonful of Gorgonzola & prosciutto...Nothing else. Just Gorgonzola & prosciutto, THAT'S IT! What? NO, I can't pass the salt! Don't complain this is one meal on The Zone Diet.

11.30.09

He had a big mouth and a round "little" belly, That shook when he laughed, like there was an entire turkey and some pumpkin pies rolling around in there...

11.23.09

There’s still 4 MORE DAYS?!?!
Boy Scouts and connoisseurs of Thanksgiving Dinner agree, one should always BE PREPARED.

10.09.09

Barnyard Week: Day #5

This little piggy went to a tavern,
This little piggy drank alone,
This little piggy had a margarita,
This little piggy had rum.
And this little piggy said…
"I love you man"
all the way home!

Th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!

10.01.09

You decide.
A new variety of Kashi cereal?
OR
Caveman toilet paper?

08.14.09

Thank Goodness Its Fryday.

Ba-Dum Ching!

06.11.09

Making Brownies with RH… or something

RH: I CALL!! I get to lick the beaters!!!!!!!!

FOP: Dude. Don’t lick the beaters.

RH: Oh yeah, right, salmonella…

FOP: That, or the Bubonic plague.

04.09.09

Leroy: Them scientists found that “brown fat”, you know, the kind around yer neck, burns more calories than the “white fat” like on yer boobs.

Boss: Hmph. I saw some boobs once on the Tee Vee.

Leroy: Yeah Boss, the interweb says they makin’ a “brown fat pill” to help trim yer waistline.

Boss: That so? Done guess I’d better be orderin’ another pair o these stainless steel slip-hook suspenders.

02.17.09

Dear FOP,
I would like to request that you bring “Tuesday Boob Day” back.
Cordially,
Adam
__________________

Dear Adam-
Eat your heart out!
FOP

02.11.09

WORLD NEWS NOW
Renowned epicurean, Chef Boyardee, and distinguished exhibitionist, Pee-Wee Herman, join forces to create worlds geekiest pasta.

09.12.09

Speaking of Cupcakes…


Repsonses received after sending the following text:

“me: on the treadmill.
american idol david archuleta: on the treadmill next to me.
i am famous.”

Adam: omg. Omg. Omg. OMG!!!!!
Dr. J: holy S#%*! Make him sing a song for you!
RH: request Apple Bottom Jeans Boots with the FURRRRRRRRR!
H: i’ll bet he runs like a girl.
EB: awesome, ask him what its like to kiss Clay Aiken.

12.29.08

I like to call this one, "Humble Beginnings: The Dawn of Back Fat."

12.27.08

Doode, that runty-lookin' orange in the foreground...
NOT AN ORANGE!!!
It's a KUMQUAT!!!