Showing posts with label More Grass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label More Grass. Show all posts

Friday, August 29, 2008

08.29.08


BARNYARD WEEK! Day #5


SALLY STRUTHERS & FOP BEG YOU TO SAVE THIS LLAMA
Share Your Love. Become a Llama Sponsor

Hello there,

Right now, all over the world, llamas are hurting. They are suffering from the embarrassment of that whole Neverland Ranch gig and the emotional stress of being Jacko’s Cozy Sleepover Friends. In addition to being "Jacko-horse-monkey-kitten-bunny hybrids", these genetic catastrophes are being robbed of their most basic need… dignity. In many celebrity petting zoos, 4 out of 5 llamas will die from humiliation within the next two years.

All that is needed is someone who will look into the eyes of a needy llama and say, 'Yes, I will help.'

Someone like you.

It doesn't have to be this way. Right now, living, breathing llamas need your love… and money. Please, find it within your heart and wallet to become a Save the Llama sponsor, and for as little as 39 cents a day (or about the cost of a Van Halen Reunion Tour concert ticket), you can help stop the suffering and give a deserving llama a better life today, and a chance for the future. Imagine the excitement when we tell a llama that someone wants to make a difference in its life!

Your tax-deductible contribution can be sent directly to me, FOP.

The life of a llama is all too short. Extend a hand, and extend the hope.

Monday, July 14, 2008

07.14.08


Okay, let's meet back here in 24 hours and we’ll discuss the miracle that is Angelina Jolie’s Uterus… In the meantime here’s something slightly less magnificent!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

07.12.07


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