10.06.10

Dude, is it just me, or does it totally smell like hobos right now.

02.03.10

This soup smells great and all, but it ain’t gonna get you the ladies. That there's The Iron Gigolo, Jethro. Now you don't go fallin in love with it ‘cuz I’m takin’ it to town tonight! It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?

06.25.09

Week of the Weird: Day #4
Put on your blue suede shoes and break out the good China!
THE KING is coming to dinner!

05.20.09

Above that retaining wall are the train tracks.
If you look close, you may be able to spot incredibly rich hobo… or at least one with some flashy gold Grillz.

04.03.09

MUST SEE INSIDE!

• Spacious wood-paneled rooms
• Electrical outlet
• Contemporary wire window coverings
• A bag of something
• Sheet metal entry
• Organic floor covering

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03.12.09

season of rebirth
buds peek through thawing soil
pee smells like hobos

12.11.08

Yeah Ruprick, I’m sure your train collection gets you all kinds of chicks… I’ll bet some of them even have teeth.

08.11.08

Despite rising transportation costs, the Hobo tourism industry remains relatively unaffected.

06.13.08

Due to an “incident” involving, an ox cart, a drunk cowboy and a clogger, I am forced to abandon my post a tad early today.
Happy weekend…


Pictures forthcoming, to be sure

04.10.08

JUST ARRIVED!
HIGH QUALITY HOBO PIMP STICK!
Affordable to all da HoboPimps WORLDWIDE!
Perfect for your right and left hand, or as a gift. Provides stability and decreases staggering so that your CRUNK CUP will overflowth with only the illest, most potent of juice... Ideal for roasting hot dogs. Looks great with burlap. Smells like beans!

LIMITED SUPPY, YA DIG?


Can I say pimpstick?
Anyhoo.

04.07.08

For reals!
I think the neon gable totally complements the asphalt shingles… kind of like how a stripper is a nice accessory to a 5” clear Lucite platform heeled shoe. All sorts of klassy.

01.18.08

A survey conducted by British researchers ‘discovered’ 99% of infants, children, teens, adults, seniors, schizophrenics, people in vegetative states, mass murderers, Marilyn Manson and dog killers find circus clowns scary, creepy and down-right disturbing. The remaining 1% smell like cabbage and will chose the seat next to you on an empty bus.

*I deserve "Bravery Points" for this one... and also, yes, random things like this happen to me all the time.

12.18.07

Winter Hobo. A Haiku.

the hobo’s playground
smell of urine still lingers
a knapsack, empty

09.05.07

In an effort to thwart rural beatification legislation, squatters protest the demolition of local hangout/brothel. Resident Johnny Noteeth lisped, “I think it adds character to the area’s skyline, and gives me a safe place to hide my weed!”