07.22.11

ALL MY PIONEER PEOPLE!!!
Party like there ain't no tomorrow... because odds are, there won't be... and if there is, you'll probably be stuck in a mountain pass somewhere between here and California... and there's a good chance you'll have to eat your uncle.
CHEERS!

07.21.11

Kermit's younger and less successful brother, Randy... Randy Moss.

07.20.11

Looks like old Leon went to passin' his drivin' test.
Guess them thar roads aren't ne'er gonna be safe again...
Supposin' the same goes for the lady folk.

07.19.11

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic looks like?

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic smells like?
I'll give you a hint: It rhymes with Rhinoceros Fart.

07.18.11

The Ladyfox wanted me to show you her stems.

07.14.11

Wagon Train of Thought

This photo makes me think of Tombstone.
Which makes me think "I'll be your huckleberry".
Which makes me think of Val Kilmer...
and that he used to be skinny.

07.13.11

You're so vein.
I'll bet you think this blog is about you.
Don't you?

07.12.11

Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning!

Red sky AND a rainbow in the morning… Sailor from the Village People take warning!

07.11.11

YOU ARE A FIERCE LITTLE GATEKEEPER!
Yes you are. Yes you are!

07.08.11

Let's do it again Monday. Same time, same place?
Great I'll pencil you in.

07.07.11

To me, this photo says summertime...
but so does a shirtless, overweight long-haul trucker resting his rig in a church parking lot.

07.06.11

Hate Mail.

To: FOP
No fireworks pic? what the f*#k?
From: A. Hole
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To: A. Hole
Haters... Gonna hate!
From: FOP

07.05.11

Let Freedom Ring!

I hope y'all spent time with your fellow Americans yesterday...  you  know, walking barefoot through a WalMart or a gas station or any public restroom.

Yeah America!

07.01.11

Ya'll have a nice Canada Day Weekend.

06.30.11

COMEBACK!

Goldie: Your photography skills aren't worth my time.

FOP: You smell like wet dog.

06.29.11

Now you seem 'em.

Now you don't.

06.28.11

The Stig... REVEALED!

06.27.11

Today I need a helper monkey... preferably in a little tuxedo, with a rose on the lapel.

06.23.11

Rápido! Rápido!

06.22.11

Basket of Quackers.

Heh. Heh.

06.20.11

Blinded by the Light!

Ever wondered what moths did before there were light bulbs.
Trick Question Guys! There weren't any moths before light bulbs.

06.17.11

If you've never been stranded with your child on an aluminum boat with a dead battery, in a rain storm with a 12 gauge, 2 oars, a half a box of wine and 14 Triscuits...

You obviously haven't been to the Silverfox's school of quality parenting.

Happy Fathers Day Weekend.

06.16.11

Preposterous!?!?!
She just found out that if she eats raw chicken, her poop won't stink.

06.15.11

These smell.
Like rain.
On a sandy beach...
Littered with beached whales...
and feral cats.

06.14.11

Whack.
You got weeeeeeeeeeed?

POP QUIZ!

The following is:
A. Where hot dogs come from.
B. Where curly fries come from.
C. Where a hot dog and curly fries are digested.

06.10.11

I know a guy...
Who makes Gorillas...
Out of paper.

Thought you should know.

06.09.11

I bee a photobomb.

06.08.11

RH: Does this Tweet make me look hot?
FOP: Um, yes... In that "Scandalous Congressman" sort of way.

06.07.11

Uh, Lawn Fertilizer...

Ba-dum Ching!
Anyone?
Is this thing on?

06.06.11

The Scoop.
Could somebody please clean out the litter box... er the kitty pool... uh, those better be pine cones.

06.03.11

Darkness warshed over the...
In case you ever have wondered what a John Denver/Sam Elliott hybrid looks like.

Happy Weekend!

06.02.11

A Buttered Breakfast Bagel and Bunches of Baby's Breath

That is all

06.01.11

The Huffing-a-Ton Post
Much ado about... huffing.

05.31.11

Best Memorial Day EVER!
May, you really outdid yourself.

05.30.11

Adventure's Last Stop.

Maverik Lady,

I will miss buying my coffee from you.

FOP

05.27.11

OXYMORONIC
Happy Memorial Weekend.

05.26.11

Oddly, not as “super” as one might think.

05.25.11

POOF! Your lawn looks like crap!

05.24.11

I like Dusty... Bottoms!

Ha!

05.23.11

OMG Guys!
We totally missed the rapture! Stupid Google Maps... It's clear over there.

05.20.11

The Rapture... It’s kind of like a natural disaster.

FOP: Hey mom. Whats up?
LDFX: I’m preparing for the end of the world. Its tomorrow you know.
FOP: How do you “prepare” for that?
LDFX: I’m packing the 72 hour kit.
FOP: ...

05.19.11

On The First Try
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth...
and he was a little disappointed so he named it Wyoming and started over again.

05.18.11

FOP FASHION ALERT:
This summer, shimmy your way into a Tube Top!

05.17.11

FOP on "Equine Herpes"
1. Did you know Equine essential means "Horses"?
2 I just found out horses can get The Herpes.
3. Million dollar idea: Equine Valtrex.
4. Those poor little jockeys.

and also its raining.

05.16.11

Well I sprayed the driveway
With the cold water
With the cold water
With the cold water
Sprayed the driveway
With the cold water
With the cold water
With the cold cold water

05.12.11

I don't eat ham often,
But when I do, I like to wear my very expensive coat... that looks like a trash bag.

05.11.11

There's plenty more where this came from!