Maverik Lady,
I will miss buying my coffee from you.
FOP
Showing posts with label Another friend gone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Another friend gone. Show all posts
Monday, May 30, 2011
Thursday, March 03, 2011
03.03.11
There appears to be a fiery train wreck in The Valley...
Oh, wait, my bad... It's just Charlie Sheen burning the purest rocks this side of Bogata.
Wednesday, March 02, 2011
03.02.11
So what the hell now, we've already been forever damned
Anywhere you go I'll follow you down.
Friday, February 18, 2011
02.18.11
It's President's Day Weekend Y'all!
You know what that means...
(White) House Party!
Take care kids.
Monday, February 01, 2010
02.01.10
Lodding. The LOADE. Schlopee. JAMMER!
No more "It's getting hot in here!"
No more piss in the bottle.
No more cell phone belt.
No more going to get some CDs.
No more poop on the tires.
Gone, but not forgotten.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
06.30.08
HEY YOU GUYS!
THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!
Legendary seaman, Jacques Cousteau AND popping corn tycoon, Orville Redenbacher had a love child.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
10.31.07
The man who built a snowman out of rain and put the "laughter" in to manslaughter, wants you have a Happy Halloween... or he will strangle you with a cordless phone.
Trick-or-Chuck!
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
10.03.07
Area Bachelor Officially Relinquishes Title as Cruise Activities Director & Ties Knot in Beachside Ceremony.
The man who brought you this and this is getting married as we speak… in HAWAII!
“Yeah it’s kind of crazy,” reports a close friend, “I asked if he wanted to play some poker, drink a few beers and he said, ‘Ssssssth, yeah me and the lady, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if I’ll have enough time.’ It was really weird.”
Many claim the wedding was staged as a "media ploy" intended to convince the public that just because your last girlfriend looked like Richard Nixon doesn’t mean you're screwed for life.
“Hey I know that guy! That asshole lived in my basement!” exclaimed former roommate Bob upon hearing the news. “Man the last time I saw him he was running up and down the stairs like a mad hyena shouting ‘I believe in miracles. I believe in miracles.’ What was that all about?”
At this time CIA Intelligence cannot confirm where the couple will call home upon returning to the mainland, however it was revealed that they would have a happy, gluten-free life together.
Anyway, Blah blah blah.
Congratulations Old Friend!
mazel tov!
* The man who is featured today never reads/sees this but hey its a cute pic
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