10.05.11

And over here is the Master Outhouse.
Complete with "his" and "her" vanities and poop shoots.

10.03.11

Rejected slogans:

Shootin' Guns. Savin' Lives.
Rednecks love them boobies.
Hunt for Hooters.

09.30.11

NO YOU SHUT UP!: A guest post by the Silverfox

SlvrFx: Why so quiet lately?

SlvrFx: Finally, FOP has nothing to say?

SlvrFx: Cat got your tongue...for the next 6 weeks?

09.27.11

Eighteenth oral surgery device I presume!

09.26.11

I'll bet having a lisp feels like saying the word "thistle" over and over again.

09.23.11

This Guy

Livin' life.

Like a boss.

09.22.11

Every thing's a bit slower 'round here...

Done looks like Larry the Cable Guy must be doin' a double feature at the Westerner or there's a Two-fer-One special at Bocephus Taxidermy.

09.21.11

Your tower, it's a little crooked... or something.

09.20.11

Nasal Spray.

Antonio Banderas.

I totally read your MIND!

09.19.11

Silverfox.
Lookin' good.
Taking pictures.
Standin' on rocks... that are almost as old as he is.

Happy Birthday Dad!

09.15.11

Whatcha doin' little guy?

Everyday i'm shovelin' shovelin'.

Ba-dum Ching!

09.14.11

Got a new roommate.
Her name is Katy.
A bit on the creepy side.

09.13.11

SILVRFX: I have a question about my new camera.

FOP: Oh? What's up dad?

SLIVRFX: How do you take a picture of the sun or sunsets without damaging the (insert some fancy technological name here) sensor?

FOP: uh... Thats a tough one... You say there's a sensor?

09.12.11

Welcome to our pool, notice there is no dragon spit in .... AW MAN, someone get the skimmer!

09.09.11

Viva la Weekend!

09.08.11

METH-amorphasis
The physiological process by which previously vibrant and beautiful being becomes tattered, worn and sinks into an utter state of hollow-cheek-oozing-scab hopelessness. Once evicted from the familial cocoon, it moves into a urine-soaked trailer with its gun trading boyfriend and its babies are taken away.

09.07.11

In to every toilet, a little corn must fall.

09.06.11

Silverfox + Ladyfox

FOP: Hey mom, whats the secret to you and dad's 40+ year marriage.
LDYFX: We make fun of each others boobs.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen.

09.02.11

I tried to take a picture of lightening.
I did it wrong.

On the upside I have 500 pictures of this exact same spot.

Happy Weekend.

09.01.11

HUGE MULTI-AGENCY YARD SALE
8am - Noon • Please no early birds!

Items include but are not limited to:
 • Composite cases
 • Thermal control systems
 • Satellite propulsion tanks
 • Deployable solar arrays and mechanisms

08.31.11

Riddle Me This....

How much woodchuck would a Silverfox chuck
if a Silverfox could chuck woodchuck?

08.30.11

Speaking of...
Not a single fish was slayed that day.

08.29.11

And I Repeat
I don't care if it's imported from Alaska, Japan or the Fifth moon of JUPITER!!
Or if it has been tenderized by the tiny stomping feet of forest nymphs.
It is totally obnoxious to use the office microwave to cook this.

08.26.11

You know how I know this weekend is going to be FABULOUS?
This guy told me so.

08.25.11

This photo reminds me that everyday is a gift...
Especially the day when you wake up with a severe case of eyebrow acne.

08.24.11

It's not me talking.

Flock of Seagulls? Not a big fan? You don't say.

09.23.11

Would you like this pot?
NO?
How about these feathered balls?

08.19.11

When it comes to billiards...
No body likes a cheatah!


Ba-Dum-Ching!

08.17.11

Big* Shoes to Fill
Someday, when your older, you can get drunk and try to lift boulders (giant logs, cars, couches and sundry of other inanimate objects) just like your father (and uncle)...but for now this will do.

*actually both father and uncle have little hobbit-like feet.

08.16.11

Not drunk, just...

08.15.11

Copious amounts of research has led scientists to believe the word "bulb" was invented by someone who was super high.

Bulb.
Bulllllllllb.
BUUUUULB.

08.12.11

We just love drinking the fermented juice of grapes...
You've probably never heard of it.

08.11.11

Dude, you guys...
I totally just made an Olan Mills Backdrop...
Let my foray in to the world of family portraiture begin!

08.10.11

VIOLATOR

Breakin' the law... like a boss.

08.09.11

My Pod
Here look at this while I go to a meeting!

08.08.11

Pressed, folded, no starch.

08.05.11

I like to call this one "Home Alone"... or "Smurf Omelet".

Happy Weekend Y'all!

08.04.11

Desert Variant?

In the parched deserts of the west, the prairiegophersquirrelmunk has survied its many predators due to it's penchant for FABULOUS camouflage.

08.03.11

A Morbid Goose Nursery Rhyme

Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home,
Your house is on fire,
Your children shall burn!

08.02.11

Dear Students-

Please be advised.
Due to lack of funding, we will will no longer offer climate controlled storage facilities.
It would be in your best interest to store your weed, and all other drug paraphernalia in an alternative location.

Thanks for your understanding.

The Education System

08.01.11

August Fishing Expedition Check List

Sunscreen: Check.
Bugspray: Check.
Fishing Pole: Check.
Ice Auger: Wtf?

07.27.11

BOB-Bora Day #2

RH: The dentist says I have great teeth.
Adam: Time to get a new dentist.
RH: Well, I mean they are structurally sound... Just not as spectacular as say Gary Busey.

07.26.11

CONGRATULATIONS or MY CONDOLENCES
You've won a Four Day, All-Inclusive,Trip to BOB-Bora! THATS RIGHT BOB-Bora!

Yup, its that time of year, where FOP celebrates the birth of a psychological enigma!
You'll either be repulsed or enjoy four days of all obsessive-compulsive assholery Bob has to offer!

My suggestion don't open FOPs for the next for four days.
But if you're so inclined, here is:

BOB-Bora Day #1
Not really sure whats going on, but enjoy!

07.22.11

ALL MY PIONEER PEOPLE!!!
Party like there ain't no tomorrow... because odds are, there won't be... and if there is, you'll probably be stuck in a mountain pass somewhere between here and California... and there's a good chance you'll have to eat your uncle.
CHEERS!

07.21.11

Kermit's younger and less successful brother, Randy... Randy Moss.

07.20.11

Looks like old Leon went to passin' his drivin' test.
Guess them thar roads aren't ne'er gonna be safe again...
Supposin' the same goes for the lady folk.

07.19.11

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic looks like?

Ever wonder what a wheelbarrow full of garlic smells like?
I'll give you a hint: It rhymes with Rhinoceros Fart.

07.18.11

The Ladyfox wanted me to show you her stems.

07.14.11

Wagon Train of Thought

This photo makes me think of Tombstone.
Which makes me think "I'll be your huckleberry".
Which makes me think of Val Kilmer...
and that he used to be skinny.

07.13.11

You're so vein.
I'll bet you think this blog is about you.
Don't you?