09.14.11

Got a new roommate.
Her name is Katy.
A bit on the creepy side.

12.25.10

DUDE! Look what I caught prowling around on my roof.
Guess what's for Christmas dinner!?!?!?

11.18.10

Captain, it appears as though the only Earthlings that will allow us to probe them operate carnival rides. I’m afraid this may severely skew the data.

07.07.10

Dear DCFS-

FAIL.

Regards,
FOP

10.31.09

You have sit on the hump.

I don't want to sit on the hump, it hurts my bony butt.

Tough.

Happy Halloweenie!

07.14.09

NOTE: This FOP has no artist or comedic value whatsoever*

I can’t believe I am playing back-up synthesizer to Kenny G. at a freaking street fair… I WENT TO BAND CAMP. I’m better than this!

* When do they ever really, but this one more so than usual. My apologies.

07.08.09

Does DCFS know about this?

03.09.09

It’s time for another edition of:
Creepy Stuff That My Parents Own!

Creepy Item #4824
They keep in the basement…
Next to the artifacts they stole from an Indian Burial Ground.

08.09.07

Consultants advised that by replacing the circus clowns at the ticket window, sales would skyrocket… However, a baffled management team reports Tram Ridership has plummeted since changes have been implemented.