09.06.11

Silverfox + Ladyfox

FOP: Hey mom, whats the secret to you and dad's 40+ year marriage.
LDYFX: We make fun of each others boobs.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen.

07.14.10

Locus Delicti-ble!

In the case Four O’Clock Photo v. Four O’Clock Shadow both parties agreed to a change of venue… one that preferably served burritos and Margaritas.

03.05.10

Can you keep up, turn the beat up!
She rocks the party that rocks the body!
Happy Birthday Ladyfox.

10.12.09

Another spectacular employment opportunity brought to you by FOP.
Heck, I bet if you asked nicely, you'd probably get Columbus Day off.

09.30.09

FOP! What the heck is it?
35¢ to you, if you know what it is.
$10 to me, if I can remember if you are right.

08.16.08

The Road to Beijing
Gentlemen hang on to your panties!
The XXIX Summer Olympiad marks the super-fabulous return of diving phenom, Greg Louganis!!!!

05.01.08

“You know what chicks like? A really big logo… and really short jeans.”
Congratulations Silverfox on 25 years of ingenious designs.*

* and to the Ladyfox for making sure people done paid for them designs.

03.13.08

I fought the log and the log won.

03.04.08

Although a tad pretentious, the new lighting in my office definitely makes my pecs look bigger.

01.02.08

After much debate and several strenuous calculations, the Winner of the 3rd Annual "Who's 'Happy New Year' Text is Closest to 12:00AM" has been determined.*

Thanks to all of you who continue to wake me up on this anticlimactic "holiday"! I am looking to sponsor this contest next year, stay tuned for details.

* Honestly, I don't think I know this person.

10.30.07

TO: Costume Closet Inc.
FROM: K. Federline

SUBJECT: Suggested disclaimers to be considered for the Britney Spears "Have any of y'all seen my nappy weave?" Halloween Costume.

1. No user-serviceable parts inside
2. Not responsible for lost or abandoned children
3. For recreational use only
4. If condition persists discontinue use
5. Future reproduction strictly prohibited.
6. Panties not included

10.11.07

What is it? Well, I would tell you but I would have to, uhhhhhh kill you… and probably stop smoking the weed… but not necessarily in that order. Um, dooooode, I’m confused again. Hey you got any M&Ms?

07.03.07

HI!
Um, let this shiny thing distract you, while I think of something to say.