12.31.08

I have officially been out-partied.
Be safe y'all.

12.30.08

I am pretty boring today...
and now a message from your local television station.

12.29.08

I like to call this one, "Humble Beginnings: The Dawn of Back Fat."

12.28.08

Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?

Aw man, prolly just stand around and crack some nuts.

12.27.08

Doode, that runty-lookin' orange in the foreground...
NOT AN ORANGE!!!
It's a KUMQUAT!!!

12.26.08

The Silverfox hopes you had a lovely holiday...
And if you didn't, he and Evander-Santa-Ali-Holyfield-Tyson will get all up in your grill.

12.25.08

To my dearest FOP Friends,
Here's wishing you a very Merry Christmas... Don't mess it up alright?

Love,
FOP

12.24.08

ATTENTION LAST MINUTE SHOPPERS!!!
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Dear (son, daughter, husband, mistress),

I was too (cheap, thoughtless, distracted, drunk) to get to the mall this year, but I wanted to let know how much I value our (relationship, friendship, marriage). So here is a link:http://fouroclockphoto.blogspot.com/
to the most average photoblog on the interweb! I'm sure it will bring you many hours of pleasure. I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and enjoy this spectacular gift.

With Baby Jesus Kisses,
(Your Name Here)

12.23.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
Day 12: Twelve Drummers Xmas NINJAS, Drumming on your Head!!!
Pa RUM PA Pum PUM!!! Xmas Ninjas… They're everywhere!

12.22.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
Day 11: Heh. Pipers. Heh, heh, Piping... Hey pass that over here, would ya.

12.21.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
Day 10: Lord of the Leaping.

12.20.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
Day 9: Ladies dancing... drunkly.

12.19.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
Day 8: Maids Milking. Mildly disturbing if you ask me.

12.18.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
Day 7: Swimming Swans... But I don’t think this is a swan.
Have you ever noticed there's a lot of birds in this song…
Uh, yeah, what's that all about.

12.17.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
DAY 6: Six Geese a Laying or One Goose a Standing*

*Hi, This is Goose the dog in his fancy red collar.

12.16.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
DAY 5: FIIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLD RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGS

12.15.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
DAY 4: Uh, Calling Birds... HOW RUDE!

12.14.08

"The 12 Days of FOPFestivus"
Day 3: I’m not sure how to tell If they are French... But there’s 3 of them.

12.13.08

"The 12 Days of FOPFestivus"
Day 2:TURD-le Doves?

12.12.08

Ladies and Gentlemen!
Boys and Girls!
Children of all ages!
Do you believe in Miracles?
Prepare yourselves for the most anticipated event of 2008.

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
Day 1: A ¿Partridge? in a Pear Tree

12.11.08

Yeah Ruprick, I’m sure your train collection gets you all kinds of chicks… I’ll bet some of them even have teeth.

12.10.08

Where did all this poop come from?!?!

I did all the poops.

EW!!! Why?

Poop is funny. In fact I just pooped while you were taking my picture.

12.09.08

It's Tuesday! Toot! Toot!

12.08.08

A Message from the President

Hello Friends-

As you may know the email at FOPHQ has been down.

GOOD NEWS
As an early Christmas gift, those shit birds in IT have rigged up some sophisticated gadgetry (read: a coat hanger, some aluminum foil and a gerbil) to get our email up and going.

BAD NEWS
I have lost my entire Address Book. So, for those of you (and you know who you are) who want to be back on the “VIP Velvet Rope FOP List” SEND ME YOUR INFO and $50, and all your wildest dreams will come true. For those of you who’ve never been beyond the velvet rope… keep your chin up.

Regards,
FOP
I’m not only the FOP President, I’m also a member!

12.05.08

Twig & Berries

Heh. Heh.

12.04.08

Oh, why hello!
Welcome to the the interweb's Four O’Clock Photo. Could I interest you in some coconut shrimp? Perhaps some of our finest meats and cheeses?

12.03.08

This Holiday Season...
Surprise your significant other with a Dutch Oven!

Ba Dum Ching!

12.02.08

Nostalgia
Hey guys remember that one time, when I went to work and I could exchange information and communicate with associates & colleagues via an innovative technology known as email? Man those were good times. I wonder what happened to that “email” thing anyway?

12.01.08

LadyFX: I think these gourds look festive.
FOP: I don’t think “festive” quite captures it.
LadyFX: Oh? What do you suggest?
FOP: I would say they look more like Linsay Lohan or John Daly’s liver.