09.10.10

Let's just say the next time you hear from me I'll have an extra $600 stuffed in my mattress!

08.04.10

Psst!
It appears as though your... Ahem, barn door... is uh... Open.

12.02.09

I seemed to have misplaced my scissors?

Ba-dum ching!

04.22.09

Rejected Earth Day Slogans:

• Pee Twice. Flush Once.
• Global warming smells like bacon.
• If Gary Busey can recycle, you can too.
• Chernobyl, was it really that bad?
• Organic! It’s only a little bit rotten.
• Save the Earth, Ride Uranus.

04.15.09

Baseball's Biggest Fan!

FOP: How was the game?

RH: The best baseball game I ever went to!

FOP: 7th Inning Stretch? Peanuts and Cracker Jacks?

RH: Naw man, it was ‘Rained Out” we went and got enchiladas and drank margarita's!!!

FOP: You should get season tickets.

03.04.09

What I learned at Space Camp

Q: Are there Klingons around Uranus?

A: Nope, I wash thoroughly!

12.19.08

“The 12 Days of FOPFestivus”
Day 8: Maids Milking. Mildly disturbing if you ask me.

12.03.08

This Holiday Season...
Surprise your significant other with a Dutch Oven!

Ba Dum Ching!

05.20.08

The Tribe has Spoken:
5 out of 5 NASCAR fans can fart with their armpits.

04.24.08

This sucks. We’re headed into the playoffs and like, half my Fantasy Fooseball team is out with a severe case of syphilis. This sucks.
I’m so pissed!

04.21.08

Compound life got you down?*
Has wearing jeans beneath your modest yet practical polyester blend pioneer dress become a bit mundane? Does that good-for-nothing, patriarch of a husband keep marrying off your babies? Tired of self-righteous sister-wives getting’ all up in you grill? If you’re ready to let your hair down and get your drink on with some Gentiles give us a call.


*Its probably just as well I wasn't the Creative Director on this one.

11.14.07

Yes, "Mr. Piano Pants" is a very clever name.
No, I will not "tickle your ivories."

11.08.07

I SAW YOU...

you: picking a scab and looking at the new Magic the Gathering Cards.
me: finishing a Mensa workout and buying a 12 sided die.

you infiltrated my heart. let's meet up and exchange strategies

Sorry kids, you may have to click on the photo to enjoy the sneaky photography.

10.25.07

Witch Week: Day 4
I just flew in from Salem and boy am I “burned out”...

Heh ... Uhhh...

You ever wonder why you see a lot of pregnant witches this time of year?
Too many Hallo-Weenies!!!

Ba-DUM CHING!!

Mmmm Yeah... Okay, send in the flying monkies.