09.07.10

TECHNOLOGY:1
FOP:0

Last week was kind of rough.
But I think we are up and running here at FOP-HQ.

A lot of people have asked "How did you keep your spirits up during such a trying technological disaster?"

Answer: Booze and looking at this picture. (I think my favorite part is the patially chewed corn chip in the side pocket there.)

Don't lie, you totally missed me.

08.20.10

Oh, hey interweb. Fancy seeing you here.

08.18.10

A DIRTY CARNIE BROKE THE INTERWEB THEN RUNNED-OFF WITH MY ADDRESS BOOK!!!
If you think I should have your email address and you have mine... you should probably email me!

07.20.10

Rich People. They’re Just Like You!
Even rich people have to borrow their neighbors truck (Maserati) to move an old mattress (an original Van Gough) to their in-laws basement (summer home)!

12.08.08

A Message from the President

Hello Friends-

As you may know the email at FOPHQ has been down.

GOOD NEWS
As an early Christmas gift, those shit birds in IT have rigged up some sophisticated gadgetry (read: a coat hanger, some aluminum foil and a gerbil) to get our email up and going.

BAD NEWS
I have lost my entire Address Book. So, for those of you (and you know who you are) who want to be back on the “VIP Velvet Rope FOP List” SEND ME YOUR INFO and $50, and all your wildest dreams will come true. For those of you who’ve never been beyond the velvet rope… keep your chin up.

Regards,
FOP
I’m not only the FOP President, I’m also a member!

10.09.07

'Tis the season...
To start wearing socks with your sandals!