07.14.10

Locus Delicti-ble!

In the case Four O’Clock Photo v. Four O’Clock Shadow both parties agreed to a change of venue… one that preferably served burritos and Margaritas.

07.13.10

Deep Thoughts by the Ladyfox
"If you eat too many peas, you’re gonna poop a vine… trust me."

07.12.10

My mouth runneth over.
Wilt thou holdeth my hair when I spew?

'Twill be done, my lord

My moustache as well?

07.08.10

I like my wine like I like my cats: Bound, gagged and in a box.
Happy Weekend y’all.

07.08.10

Area cops use “Reservoir Dogs” formation to intimidate taco/hot-dog/tie-dye shirt vendor at local park.

07.07.10

Dear DCFS-

FAIL.

Regards,
FOP

07.06.10

July 3rd, 4th & 5th
I do believe this fire has been over-worked.

05.05.10

REALLY, REALLY PROUD!
Proud to be an American... Because honestly, this would probably be outlawed in other countries.

07.02.10

LOOK OUT STADIUM OF FIRE HERE I COME...
but not before I swing by Old Navy to buy my entire family matching shirts!

07.01.10

Summer Mossy Oak Camo
Um, yeah dude, I can still see you.

06.30.10

Being a pseudo fruit.* Looking pretentious.
* The fleshy part of a strawberry is not the fruit of the plant! It’s actually the seeds on the outer part of the berry.

06.29.10

Moving air without your hands
Feel the coolness while you can,
Spoonfan.

Puttin’ ice cream in a cone
Watch you eat it all alone,
Spoonfan.

06.28.10

Dear Farmer's Market-

I'm so grateful for your organic produce! Knowing that my food has only been fondled by dirty, unshaven hippies sets my mind at ease. I do have one question. What the hell am I supposed to do with these?

Yours-
FOP

06.25.10

Happy Weekend Y'all!

06.24.10

You heard it here first.
The secret to WINNING the MS 150 Charity Ride this weekend is lubing your chain... and wearing a jersey with pockets,so you can stock up on the rest-stop sammiches and beefsticks.

06.23.10

Buck-up Little Nimbus!
I present to you the saddest cloud in the world. Enjoy!

06.22.10

POPPY IT!
I'm just sayin', I think my giant eyebrow pimple gives me a chic neanderthal look.

06.21.10

OH NO!!!
The 2014 Olympic Luge Action Figures are on backorder? What are we going to do now?

06.18.10

This year, for Father’s Day, would y'all stay off my dad’s lawn.

06.17.10

BLOODLETTING & PERMS $8.99!

The origin of the red & white barber pole is associated with the service of bloodletting and was historically a representation of bloody bandages wrapped around a pole. The pole itself represents the staff that the patient gripped during the procedure to encourage blood flow... Pleasant, Thank you Wikipedia.

06.16.10

Not to brag, but I’m naturally Jewish.

The Torah says the eating of bugs is forbidden.

I already don’t eat bugs, and I’ve never even met Torah!

06.15.10

SAILBOATS!!!! WITHOUT ME, YOU'D BE NOTHING!!!

06.14.10

A Broken Home.
Raise your hand if your mom (or anybody in your family for that matter) used the words "fornicate" and "kitchen table" in the same sentence this weekend.

06.11.10

17 STEEPLE BEAUTY • MUST SEE INSIDE!
Ecclesiastical Living at its finest. Includes dishwasher & microwave.
Salvation not guaranteed NO PETS PLEASE.

06.10.10

Blessed Be The Long Haul…
As the sun sets on another grueling day, let us circle the wagons and toss our empty (then full again) Mtn. Dew bottles and partake of these slow-cooked tacquitos and/or beef logs and this flimsy tray of nacho’s, for tomorrow we ride again!

06.09.10

I present to you a cluster of purple navels.
That is all.

06.08.10

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES...

"In light of rough economic times, Home Depot has started a subsidiary company known as Home Re-Po."

Clark you'd better BOLT down the RV!

06.07.10

COMING TO A BASEMENT NEAR YOU!

03.04.10

Um, hey dad. You're just gonna mow the lawn... isn't this a bit overkill?

06.03.10

Lettuce end this day with a photo.

06.02.10

Hey Cats! This is better than Fancy Feast!
TURTLES!!!
The new trend in litter box technology.

06.01.10

Post Memorial Day Honorary Grave Photo.
I don't know who you are, but I appreciate your last name in a variety of different and probably inappropriate ways.


Thank you for your service.

05.28.10

Memorial Weekend 5:28
Lo and it came to pass that on this weekend of Memorial, there was only one snow-free camping spot in all the land. And the sun shone down upon it with the fury of a thousand camp fires. And millions ventured forth towards it. And it was good.

05.27.10

Gangrene?
It appears we'll have to amputate.

05.26.10

Not a cloud in the sky... except for maybe one, and some sort of bug or something.

05.25.10

The view is great, I could sit here for hours... but before I do, what is the weight capacity on that couch?

05.24.10

Wait. What the... Which one of you left this accordion thing here? Yeah well, if you don't come and get it I'll peck your eyes out. WTF!

05.21.10

If you can't see the unicorn in this photo, you might be color blind.

05.20.10

This dog ate the FOP for today... A long with a sweet pair of sunglasses and a 1 year old boy Sorry.

05.19.10

That whole "walking on water" schtick, yeah, that was my idea.

05.18.10

Not really green. Not really a house.

05.17.10

My logic and deductive skills tell me: THE BLUE RHINO DID IT!
Sorry. I've got a case of the Monday's.

05.14.10

FOP UNIVERSITY:

GIN BLOSSOM
A gin blossom refers to the bright red nose of alcoholics, typically found in men in their fifties and above. For obvious reasons, it's called a gin blossom due to the alcoholic content of gin and because the brightness and size of the nose looks a bit like a flower blooming.

A majority of my friends will ultimately develop gin blossoms.

Happy Weekend.

05.13.10

I really have nothing to say about this photo other than it reminds me of a motel room... in Lava Hot Springs, Idaho... that I stayed in... overnight.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!

05.12.10

CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.
If you get hit in the neck with a pipe, you'll probably drop your bottle opener.
Don't say I never done nothin' fer ya.

05.11.10

Area man's attempt at using wire fencing to "herd" storm clouds proves to be a total flop.

05.10.10

JUST LIKE YOUR DAD!
Maybe when you celebrate your 36th Birthday you can get a FREE Grand Slam at Denny's and an anchor tattoo.

05.07.10

A Mother's Love: Priceless... most of the time.
Happy Mother's Day Ladyfox!

05.06.10

GTI?
Gym. Tan. Infection?